How many...................

[Drifterwood]

Men does it take to clean the house?

 

[Phil Ayesho]

"define 'clean,' " says every woman in the world.

 

[Not_Punny]

None because it ain't happened yet... unless, of course, you're referring to a type of hand in poker. :biggrin: (Clean house... full house) (I always wondered why I felt squeamish about the term, royal flush)

 

[Drifterwood]

:wink:

None.


It's women's work. :fing02: uttahere: :spank:

Apologies - you're turn :redface:

 

[Iluvmywife333]

You know...the only thing that's worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't stay in the kitchen where she belongs. :tongue:

 

[Hellboy0]

Clean what??? That's why I got married!!!!!

 

[Pecker]

Depends on whether he's moving to a new place or not.

 

[Catchoftheday]

How clean d'you wannit?

 

[B_andyo]

depends who is cleaning, how much are they paying, and how big is the place.

 

[jakeatolla]

Whats the first thing a Woman does when she gets out of a battered woman's shelter ???

Why the laundry if she's smart.......

 

[Drifterwood]

Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they are condemned to live in darkness.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they are condemned to live in darkness.

God knows

 

[ZOS23xy]

Along the same kind of lines: a women tells her husband its time to have a baby.

He says: "What do you need a baby for? You've got me!!!"

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they are condemned to live in darkness.

:lmao: Love that one! But only cos it isn't true :wink:

How many veteran LPSG members does it take to change a lightbulb?

50!

One to change the bulb. And 49 to bitch about how much better the old bulb was.

Dammit, I loved that old fucking bulb!! :cry: :tongue:

 

[Hellboy0]

:lmao: Love that one! But only cos it isn't true :wink:

How many veteran LPSG members does it take to change a lightbulb?

50!

One to change the bulb. And 49 to bitch about how much better the old bulb was.

Dammit, I loved that old fucking bulb!! :cry: :tongue:

Now THAT is funny!!!!

 

[Drifterwood]

How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels. :biggrin1:

 

[Not_Punny]

LOL!!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.:biggrin1: