how often do you masterbate?

At least once a day here, sometimes on the weekend I may do it 2, 3 times in one day. For some reason it takes me forever to get off. If recieving BJ i can shoot within seconds.
 
At least once a day here, sometimes on the weekend I may do it 2, 3 times in one day. For some reason it takes me forever to get off. If recieving BJ i can shoot within seconds.

Exact opposite here.I can yank one out in a couple minutes,but I wanna enjoy a BJ.They are rare and I choke a lot of gurls when I squirt.
 
when I was 13 my friend and I decided to keep a tally during one week of the summer holidays. We did some together, some in bed at night and on waking in the morning. From 10am Monday to 10am the next Monday I scored 41, he scored 33. We used a lot of vaseline and oil so we didnt get sore. After about the third or fourth each day my orgasms were nearly dry, and at the end of the week I was exhausted. But it was kind of fun
 
i wank 14=-16 times a week when my GF aint in town and when she is i wank around 1 a day/
repeat after me M A S T U R B A T E

so little johnny goes home from school and his dad asks him how his day went? johnny says, not so good, i lost in a spelling bee. dad says what word did you get? johnny says posse. dad says, hell, no wonder you couldn't spell it, you can't pronounce it!!!!:arms::lmao::friday:
 
repeat after me M A S T U R B A T E

so little johnny goes home from school and his dad asks him how his day went? johnny says, not so good, i lost in a spelling bee. dad says what word did you get? johnny says posse. dad says, hell, no wonder you couldn't spell it, you can't pronounce it!!!!:arms::lmao::friday:

That is fucking hilarious.I also most spewed my drink from my nose.
 
I masturbate once daily, after I jelque in the evenings. OMG, what an orgasm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I did it once a day every day until I got to college. Then it was tougher to find alone time. Now I do it 3-4 times a week. Sometimes 7 times if I'm in the mood.
 
Twice a day. I usually suck it about 9:30AM and then about 2:30PM I find myself with my pants off in the bedroom. Then, I really give it a wirl, sometimes lasting about 3 hours.
I take a nap and about a half hour later, I duck my head under the covers and suck on it again. I might be going too much so I just suck on it a little bit (half hour or so). Then I put it away and cook some supper.