How to tell a woman you're big?

[TorontoHung]

Just looking for some suggestions on how to tell a woman you're big without sounding douchey or creepy. Any suggestions?

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Don't.

If a guy says ANYTHING to me about his penis before I introduce myself to it, I'm not going to introduce myself to it in the first place.

Just speaking for myself.

 

[TorontoHung]

Don't.

If a guy says ANYTHING to me about his penis before I introduce myself to it, I'm not going to introduce myself to it in the first place.

Just speaking for myself.

That's been my strategy so far. I don't bring it up unless it's brought up.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

That's been my strategy so far. I don't bring it up unless it's brought up.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Just looking for some suggestions on how to tell a woman you're big without sounding douchey or creepy. Any suggestions?

This does not generally exist.

One dude has pulled this off with me. We were already very close friends, and I already knew he wanted to hook up. I had always previously shot him down, but he wasn't wrong about the chemistry nor my attraction to him, and to the idea of fucking him. I just wasn't ever available when he approached me. By the time he cracked a job about it, I had already made it clear I would consent if he was still interested. I'm pretty sure the reason he made the joke was that his was so outrageously outsized it needed a warning. You don't bring that without a heads up.

So. How can you do what he did? Say something funny about having a big dick. Do this if, AND ONLY IF, she has already agreed to fuck you, or has implied that she will only agree if you have the extra size she needs. Outside of this, you can only be gross. There is generally no way, in any other context, to introduce the topic without being antisocial. End of. Of course, this is just my perception of what is and is not acceptable.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Absolutely don't...

 

[deleted848353]

U say u want to say or hint ur big before anything else before without sounding creepy well that won't happen coz it's creepy af to want to tell

 

[deleted924715]

I agree with the ladies above

What is the reason for telling her?

 

[EllieP]

If I learn the size of your weenie before we play pokey pokey we will never play pokey pokey. Period.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

The last time a guy told me he was big I was completely unimpressed when he pulled down his pants because his definition of big and my definition of big were two entirely different things.

 

[Betty_Cocker]

Use the don't all don't tell.

If she doesn't ask..... don't tell her.

 

[TorontoHung]

All awesome responses. Thanks everyone!

 

[693987]

I would interpret it as bragging if a man brought it up, which is a trait I find exceptionally unattractive. I also probably wouldn't believe them, given how many men believe in internet/porn inches.

Genitals don't determine whether I want to sleep with someone or not. Genitals also won't stop me from sleeping with a (consenting) person when I've made my decision that I want to sleep with them, either. So. Keep it to yourself unless specifically asked about it.

 

[LaFemme]

Agree with all the above. Do not tell. Any mention is creepy. Ain’t any sex happening if there’s mention of size.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

All awesome responses. Thanks everyone!

You're welcome, and thank YOU for not being one of the people who was just looking for validation.

I appreciate it when someone actually takes our without being unappreciative.

 

[sarahm9711]

I find modesty to be MUCH more attractive, to be honest. If a guy told me he had a huge dick, I would be turned off with the arrogance.

The guys I have been with that have actually been BIG didn't even think they were LOL. I find that incredibly cute and adorable

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

You're welcome, and thank YOU for not being one of the people who was just looking for validation.

I appreciate it when someone actually takes our without being unappreciative.

The word "answers" apparently disappeared from my post here... The last sentence should say "I appreciate it when someone actually takes our *Answers* without being unappreciative".

Derp derp...

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

A humble man is sexy

 

[286798]

The last time a guy told me he was big I was completely unimpressed when he pulled down his pants because his definition of big and my definition of big were two entirely different things.

+1. I've never had someone say they were big who I thought was big. Not that I have a large sample size, but still.

 

[AyaB]

Say there’s a special lady you’re interested in and you suspect that she’s a “size queen”. You want her to know you’re in her wheel-house.

Say something funny, like: “I can’t wear skinny jeans. I’d be arrested for indecent exposure. Lol”