Hunks with small cocks

Dear lord in heaven,
Tomas Mach. Beefy mortal gods with small uncut cocks are what life is all about. The ancient greeks knew it… some things never change. It honestly makes me emotional
It's a reminder of how skewed our gay porn is towards the outsize cocks. I live in a town with a couple of much-trafficked nude beaches, and to go by the personnel in the gay parts (which, actually, is most of them), you'd think huge dicks were the norm. But gay porn has so brainwashed people that the gays with average or smaller dicks tend to stay away. It's sad.
 
I want to know what city is this that you can be naked on public transport ;p
I know that it's perfectly legal to be nude in the Barcelona metro—since it's legal to be nude everywhere in the Spanish territories. Not always a good idea, but you can be nude anywhere.