I hate it when.....

when
notified theres no real need, to attend an 80yos funeral
close in life, perhaps not close enuf in death, oh my....
human considerations... humble yrself ye mere mortal soul ha
family must come first, despite..................
of course there may be the thought yr after the $...bbbaaah'
 
Russ311 hates it when gay men try and intimidate heterosexual men. Last night a gay man name Coconutz tried to intimidate Russ31 in a bar but what Coconutz didn't know is that Russ311 is very competitive.

Coconutz smiled at Russ31, Russ smiled harder.
Coconutz put his hand on Russ shoulder, Russ hugged him.
Russ311 said to Coconutz, "I know what you're doing and it's not going to work. You cannot out-GAY me!"

And the next day, when Coconutz was limping from Russ311 apartment... Coconutz knew who the man was.
 
When the stretchable cock rings with clit vibrators break cause my boyfriends cock is so thick, those should be more durable for the price.
 
I really fucking hate those guys in the Gym who insist on grunting.
If I can masturbate with out waking my wife, who sleeps next to me.
You can fucking tone down the grunting with the 20lb dumbbell.
 
i hate it when
i am walking along the road, and occasionally grunt like a pig' without lifting weights

fr eg
walk, grunt, look around, no ones seen me, walk along, grunt again etc etc
dont know whats wrong with me?

sort of like a nervous tic'
 
I hate all rumor's about Coconutz and Xmarkbrakedownx like Coconutz just covered his nuts in chocolate and dunked them in his girlfriend's Xmarkbrakedownx mouth.

Who says Coconutz don't know how to Treat a lady?
 
1: I hate it when PEOPLE DRIVE THEIR CARS WITH THE FREAKIN FOGLIGHTS ON WHEN THERE AIN'T NO FOG!!! :mad:

2: I hate it when PEOPLE DON'T USE THEIR TURN SIGNALS...:mad:

3: I hate it when PEOPLE SPEED UP TO MAKE A LANE CHANGE IN FRONT OF ME!!! :mad:

4: I hate it when PEOPLE TAILGATES!!! :mad:

5: I hate it when TAXI DRIVERS DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE WHEN THEY HAVE PASSENGERS BUT DRIVE AGGRESSIVE WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE PASSENGERS. :mad:

6: I hate it when PEOPLE TRY TO CUT ANOTHER CAR JUST TO BE ONE CAR AHEAD...:mad:

7: I hate it when PEOPLE CAN'T STAY ON THEIR LANE ON A DOUBLE LANES TURN OR EXIT!!! :mad:

8: I hate it when PEOPLE DON'T READ THE "KEEP CLEAR" ROAD MARKING AND BLOCK INTERSECTION OR FIRE STATION AREA. :mad:

9: I hate it when PEOPLE SEE A HWY PATROL, EVERYONE SLOW DOWN AND DRIVE MUCH SLOWER THAN THE SPEED LIMIT. :mad:

10: I hate it when PEOPLE DON'T LOOK OVER THEIR SHOULDER FOR BLINDSPOTS. :mad:

11: I hate it when PEOPLE TRY TO SPEED UP WHEN I MAKE A LANE CHANGE ON THEIR LANE. :mad:

12: I hate it when PEOPLE DRIVES THE SAME SPEED WHEN IT SAY SLOW DOWN FOR CONSTRUCTION ZONE. :mad:

13: I hate it when PEOPLE EITHER DRIVE TOO SLOW OR DRIVE LIKE IT'S DRY CONDITION ON A RAINY DAY. :mad:

14: I hate it when PEOPLE SLOW DOWN TO LOOK AT AN ACCIDENT SCENE EVEN IF IT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD. :mad:

15: I hate it when PEOPLE TRY TO MERGE ONTO CONGESTED TRAFFIC AT THE VERY LAST SECOND. :mad:

16: I hate it when PEOPLE TRY TO CUT IN AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT WHEN THERE IS A LONG LINE OF CARS ON THAT LANE. :mad:

17: I hate it when PEOPLE DON'T PARK DECENTLY. :mad:

18: I hate it when PEOPLE HAVE DISTRACTION LIKE HOLDING A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING. :mad:

19: I hate it when PEOPLE WHO DRIVE ON THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION KEEP DRIVING STRAIGHT ON A NARROW ROAD WHEN THEY COULD MOVE A LITTLE OVER FOR EXTRA CLEARANCE FOR THE OTHER CAR. :mad:

20: I hate it when PEOPLE DRIVE TOO SLOW COMPARE TO THE SPEED OF TRAFFIC. :mad:
 
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