I hate it when.....

when
feel compelled to go downstairs and download a Porn Vid
(before i forget) on the PC
decided to keep Apple porn free ha
such dedication, esp as can take PC to bed with me..
 
when
i promise to get a mate a led/plasma TV
then have to honour it haha
well not so bad,
funny how i feel its such a stressful inconvenience, after the promise..ha

he is paying btw ...
 
when
you think they will give a TV programme a rest of promo-ing it
ie
Sky TV NZ
promos Titanic, James Cameron ..and here i will spare the details, grrrrrrrrrr
as BAD as ads





brouht the LED TV, the next day
now its sitting in the lounge for several weeks, in its box, looking at me .. ha
 
When
my .. hash .. sign on this PC
gives the £ sign ..


yes i know a little re its got to do with Languages
but changing that makes my @ key .. go to the apostrophe key hahah
 
Don't you just fucking hate that adverts on facebook keep linking to porn sites which show up in your internet history...

At least that's what I'm trying to convince my old lady.
 
Toothache is a terrible pain and I hate going to the dentist.
But I had to go to have this tooth out.
As he leaned over to begin working on me, I grabs his balls.

"Sir, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." the dentist says,

"Yes. We're going to be careful not to fucking hurt each other, aren't we." I replied.
 
I like to pull my wife's hair when I'm just about to cum, but she hates it.

She'll usually wake up, punch me in the face and tell me to go and masturbate in the spare room.
 
Well
i like to pull my cock when i want to cum, and i enjoy it Buster, so there....?

oh
this is the i hate thread aye?? uhhmm
oh never mind today, i am not drunk enuf yet.......
 
I don't hate anything anybody....... but but but but to be continued ........slurp pee and then hey buster I'm drunk ask me!
 
I hate it when necessary plans are absolutely scuppered by other factors.

/If I don't get to go to the grocery store tomorrow, there may well be physical violence!
 
aninnymouse Hate taking a shit in a public toilet but when you gotta go you gotta go so when he noticed Bangbro cock slowly emerge from a hole in the wall.

Which was handy because aninnymouse run out of toilet paper and needed something to wipe with.
 
Y hey Buster ....man I just hate the drugs your using !..... quit hanging around that hole in the wall ...bang bang your wipedout