I hate

Cell phones in movie theaters. period.

Unless you are awaiting an organ transplant, well I can't think of any other reason....

Thank god/s for Netflix.
 
The Johnson's baby Oil smell.

Boy, would that stuff be handy if only it didn't remind me of smelly diapers.
 
What makes it so bad is that they seek me out here! Why do they not realize that if I wanted to chat with small penised men I would be a member over at Measurection.com

OMG! It's outta control! :aargh4: I grew it at the request of a member. It's getting a trim on Saturday before I leave for Tijuana. If I let it go another month I would probably be walking bow-legged :lmao:


LMAO you have lost your natural born mind!
 
traffic
cold weather
temperatures below 70 degrees
ridiculous gas prices
bad hair days
pimples
running out of tampons
people who are anal retentive
mornings
waiting for rice to cook
fungus and mold
any kind of sprouts
 
Hmmm. Cystitis.

Wikipedia here:
Cystitis is rare in males. Females are more prone to the development of cystitis because of their relatively shorter urethra—bacteria do not have to travel as far to enter the bladder ...:wink:


Women are also prone to getting Cystitis when they have lots of sex.
It stings like hell when you pee.