Stop toying with the damsel in distress Cactus, or you'll be sujected to my...Did I mention that my handyman drives one of them...
Wanna know what I drive?
What do I get in return?
What was the question again?
Did I mention that my handyman drives one of them...
Wanna know what I drive?
What do I get in return?
It's parked in my garrage~~I was a dedicated Elise fan til I saw this![]()
I would blow George Bush for that - fuck it, I'd blow Cheney too if it got me all the options.
(((wonder if she'd do it with Karl Rove)))
WANT IT! WANT IT! WANT IT!!
NOW
Yes - I know the exige is the elise with knobs on - but it's the 'with knobs on' bit I like :biggrin1:
Oak? Chestnut? Maple? Ash? I have various paddles, which one will you be using?It wasn't a question but a command - bend over!
It's parked in my garrage~~
(hope she doesn't realize I don't have a garage)
((hey, why are my thoughts materializing on screen?))
Oak? Chestnut? Maple? Ash? I have various paddles, which one will you be using?
Baby you can drive my car - and baby I love you!
Beep-beep beep-beep, yeah...
:tongue:
*gone*
:wink: back later, cutie
That's how it goes sometimes Cactus. Guess it's left up to you and me to figger out who gets first dibs at this lovely set of paddles.Talk about getting the shaft!
bye, sweetie! :tongue:
That's how it goes sometimes Cactus. Guess it's left up to you and me to figger out who gets first dibs at this lovely set of paddles.
Hmm--that felt right strange. You ued the mahogany paddle didn't you? Try the balsa one--Aaah, I love my endearing pet name, now bend over and let me show you what happens when you fiddle with a cactus...
WHACK!!
...It's kind of like virginity, it just takes one prick, and you're fucked! :biggrin1:
If Clarkson would just shut the fuck up I think this would be my favourite porn clip of the moment.
Clarkson or no that was a bitchin' clip.
Motorhead was the perfect music choice, REO Speedwagon, not so much.
Aaah, I love my endearing pet name, now bend over and let me show you what happens when you fiddle with a cactus...
WHACK!!
...It's kind of like virginity, it just takes one prick, and you're fucked! :biggrin1:
That car looks like sex on wheels!I was a dedicated Elise fan til I saw this![]()
I would blow George Bush for that - fuck it, I'd blow Cheney too if it got me all the options.
WANT IT! WANT IT! WANT IT!!
NOW
Yes - I know the exige is the elise with knobs on - but it's the 'with knobs on' bit I like :biggrin1:
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