If you're going to masturbate on a plane ride...
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How does someone whipping it out in the middle of a crowded airplane not catch the attention of someone before he is able to cum in the poor woman's hair??
He suffered from wittle pee pee syndrome.
I think it's absurd that enough time went by unnoticed by a flight attendant for him to get a nut. I say hell yea!!! Sue the airline and the pervert. 200 thousand isn't enough though.
THAT'S REVOLTING!!!!
If I would have seen that, I would have punched him in the face and dared him to cry about it.
He suffered from wittle pee pee syndrome.
I think it's absurd that enough time went by unnoticed by a flight attendant for him to get a nut. I say hell yea!!! Sue the airline and the pervert. 200 thousand isn't enough though.
THAT'S REVOLTING!!!!
If I would have seen that, I would have punched him in the face and dared him to cry about it.
Thats sick. I dont see why she should be suing the airline though, they didnt cum on her
You know how there are no smoking signs on the overhead on planes? Do you reckon that they will have to come up with no masturbating signs now as well!?
D_Gunther Snotpole
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Hey y'all, peeps: No Smokin', No Strokin'.
(Ah notice how, now that Her Manz Gone, Bliss is thinkin' 'bout masterbashun a lot. Phunny, ain't it? Goan be phine, dat grrrrl.)
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Yup, throw in a little wank emoticon with an "X" through it and place
it right up there next to the cig. That would be cool. :smile:
Phil Ayesho
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y'know... I can't but be struck by the dichotomy...
I mean, for a woman wake up on the plane to some guy jerking all over her? Gaaaa...just the creepiest thing ever...
But if I woke up on a plane to a woman masturbating all over me?
Coolest flight of my life!
I mean, for a woman wake up on the plane to some guy jerking all over her? Gaaaa...just the creepiest thing ever...
But if I woke up on a plane to a woman masturbating all over me?
Coolest flight of my life!
B_ScaredLittleBoy
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Aw jeez. I'll be flying in and out of Texas soon. Damn! I'll have to wear protection!!(OKOKOKOK that was a groaner)
I found you some protection:
http://www.npw.co.uk/media/np2612_highly_comm.jpg
Inconspicuous, but you know you're safe with that on!
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"Something Special In The Air!
Posted by: American Airlines | March 15, 2008 at 03:26 PM "
^^^My fave comment left on the article.
So wrong and yet so funny.
Posted by: American Airlines | March 15, 2008 at 03:26 PM "
^^^My fave comment left on the article.
So wrong and yet so funny.
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LOL, if I kiss it will it turn into a handsome PRINCE... (get it, nudge, nudge, wink, wink)?!!
