I'm drunk...

[lemont77]

...and horny as hell. I mean, I've got a fairly large erection going on here, and no one to share it with.

Y'all don't have to reply. But being alone sucks when you're drunk and horny and hard as a railroad spike.

Anyone else agree?

 

[viking1]

Whiskey will do that!:tongue:

Being alone sucks, period...:frown1:

 

[sex101]

have a nice long wank mate

 

[lemont77]

have a nice long wank mate

Cheers, laddie buck! Erin go bragh! I knew I had an Irish cousin here somewhere!

I'm considering it, but I've been doing that enough, lately. I think I might put a little flag on it and try to wave in a coed.

 

[boerkie]

lemont77!! that sucks!!!
but enjoy the buzz!!
try xtube for some cyber company!!

 

[B_ajaxgayguy7]

Wish i was there to help you out with your hard on.

 

[B_blackkid]

Ha. I don't have your problem. I am happy.

 

[Hellboy0]

Poor baby...feel the love from all of us and have a good wank!

 

[The Dragon]

I was drunk and horny and alone the night I found this site.
I was looking for porn and punched "big penis" into
google and it spat this site out.
I haven't left since.

 

[lemont77]

Wish i was there to help you out with your hard on.

I'm not gay, but I appreciate the thought! hell, I appreciate the fucking offer! Most I've gotten lately.

Hell. Either my swivel chair is spinning, or I'm in deep shit.

I was drunk and horny and alone the night I found this site.
I was looking for porn and punched "big penis" into
google and it spat this site out.
I haven't left since.

I was here looking for advice on having sex with a girl who was having a hard time taking me...this place rocsk.

 

[Principessa]

I'm drunk...and horny as hell. I mean, I've got a fairly large erection going on here, and no one to share it with.

Y'all don't have to reply. But being alone sucks when you're drunk and horny and hard as a railroad spike.

Anyone else agree?

Nope, it's worse to be horny and sober and know there is a ready and willing cock only a state away . . . :tongue:

I was drunk and horny and alone the night I found this site.

I was looking for porn and punched "big penis" into google and it spat this site out. I haven't left since.

ROTFLMAO this place is addictive! I wish I could blame my coming here on being drunk. :biggrin1:

 

[lemont77]

Nope, it's worse to be horny and sober and know there is a ready and willing cock only a state away . . . :tongue:

ROTFLMAO this place is addictive! I wish I could blame my coming here on being drunk. :biggrin1:

Hell, it's very bad over here. I could easily drive to Georgia right now...Or Kansas. hehe

I could probably steer my car with my cock right now. I never realized how much muscle control i have down here...:redface:

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

The title of this thread reminds me of one of my favorite songs.

YouTube - Nine Inch Nails - The Only Time (Toronto 1994)

I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love with you
And I don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do
Lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars
While the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car

Nothing quite like the feel of something new
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
This is the only time I really feel alive
This is the only time I really feel alive

I swear
I just found everything I need
The sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to me
Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown
My moral standing is lying down

Nothing quite like the feel of something new
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
This is the only time I really feel alive
This is the only time I really feel alive

 

[lemont77]

The title of this thread reminds me of one of my favorite songs.

YouTube - Nine Inch Nails - The Only Time (Toronto 1994)

I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love with you
And I don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do
Lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars
While the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car

Nothing quite like the feel of something new
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
This is the only time I really feel alive
This is the only time I really feel alive

I swear
I just found everything I need
The sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to me
Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown
My moral standing is lying down

Nothing quite like the feel of something new
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
This is the only time I really feel alive
This is the only time I really feel alive

Holy toledo! It fits! I'm drunk and tingly! thanks! and my moral standing has definitely fallen under the table.

 

[headbang8]

You're drunk. I"m ugly. We're a perfect couple!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I got a little drunk hours ago, i have a cold, im still awake at 5am. Need to be at the dr's office in 2 hours. Ugh. I want to take a really really long nap later today.

And i love that album Pretty Hate Machine by Nine Inch Nails.

 

[Nrets]

Dude, New Years is TOMORROW.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

yes, im aware!

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

I was drunk last night. I'll be drunk tonight and if not tomorrow then definitely the day after. Such a lovely time of year.