I'm hickboy.

[B_Hickboy]

Let me know when you decide to go homo for a few hours.

After I've tried all the things there are to try with all the women I want to try them with...

 

[B_Hickboy]

Book The First
And thus, the Training did begin.

And the LuvG-d did snatch the jawbone of the nearest ass, (who were many there in number, and frozen in abject awe) and he did smite mightily and, with a vengeance begat of Luv, put the First Lesson smartly to the assembled throngs, sparing none from the fury of his deep and abundant Luv.

And the LuvG-d saw that it was Fun.

Have you eaten a few beans this morning? hahahahah

 

[rawbone8]

Have you eaten a few beans this morning? hahahahah

Nay. I live on Luv supreme.

Do not ye partake of the mortal fruit but feed it instead to thine enemies, and they shall writhe in fluent flatulence, speaking not in tongues, but issuing netherly gasps and sputterings of high octane babble. They shalt annihilate themselves with anal inhalation.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Indeed Ahab, indeed, for so is it written in the winds of time.

 

[Deno]

every thing is for a reason except this thread......

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

every thing is for a reason except this thread......

You need to learn the Zen of Hickboy.

 

[Lordpendragon]

If there was a reason, I would be concerned. Having no reason is very relaxing.

Anyone remember the late great Ian Dury?

Reasons to be cheerful are three.

 

[B_Hickboy]

You need to learn the Zen of Hickboy.

So many mindful people here, COLJohn. You are brilliant.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

So many mindful people here, COLJohn. You are brilliant.

I hear your one hand clapping and am discreet enough not to ask where the other is.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

This is the Tao of Hick.

 

[rawbone8]

This is the Tao of Hick.

:aargh4:o oh h h h hh h h h h m m .
:laola:




I coldn't agree more SpeedoGuy.
And that there's a boo'ful thang.
(But not to be confused with the "How of Dick™")


LUVG-D


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[Hatched69]

Nay. I live on Luv supreme.

Do not ye partake of the mortal fruit but feed it instead to thine enemies, and they shall writhe in fluent flatulence, speaking not in tongues, but issuing netherly gasps and sputterings of high octane babble. They shalt annihilate themselves with anal inhalation.

Lo, do not disturb he who is ripe with intestinal discomfort. For he shall cloud the earth with uninhalable air and toxic fumes. That which I know well....:biggrin1:

 

[dannymawg]

Nay. I live on Luv supreme.

I live on A Love Bizarre...

cuz that's what we are
we all want a love bizarre

:biggrin1:

 

[B_Hickboy]

This is the Tao of Hick.

Yup.

 

[Lex]

This is the Tao of Hick.

The Tao that can be spoken is not the Tao.

 

[Onslow]

Don't piss me off.

If you think me clipping my fingernails and letting the bits land on your eyelids is annoying--well then, get some goggles.

 

[biguy2738]

If you think me clipping my fingernails and letting the bits land on your eyelids is annoying--well then, get some goggles.

* Barf * The color "GROSS!" really suits your Hawaiin shirt, I really must commend you on it....:wink:

 

[Onslow]

* Barf * The color "GROSS!" really suits your Hawaiin shirt, I really must commend you on it....:wink:

I selected it just for this occasion--

 

[biguy2738]

I selected it just for this occasion--

Aren't you always the one to rise to the occasion! :wink:

 

[Onslow]

Aren't you always the one to rise to the occasion! :wink:

I thought this new tunic I was wearing would hide that:redface: .