Soooooo
Went to happy hour around 5:00 yesterday at a trendy bar/restaurant...got nice and tuned up...anyway, starting chatting up this girl, guess she works in retail blah blah blah.
One thing leads to another...after a little drama with her girlfriends she winds up going home with me around 1:00 a.m.
No kidding - top 2 or 3 sets of tits I've ever seen in my life. I mean, unbelievable. So I smack those around for a few minutes, then I go down to take her panties off and.....
Biggest fucking bush I've ever seen in my life! I mean, it looked like she had a wig in her crotch.
I'm like, 'what the fuck is this? It looks like a fucking shrub?' Jezuz!! No way I'm going in there. It would be like sticking your head in a spruce tree.
She says, 'well, i haven't dated anyone since August so I just let it go.' Let it go? Have you been watering and fertilizing it?
Fuck. I mean it is 2009. I could see if it was 1972 but holy schnikeees.
Wow. Well anyway, due to a high alcohol content it took me a rather long time to, eh, finish up. But she's doing kinda different stuff like smacking me, squeezing my neck, lots of noises, etc.
Afterwards, I say, what do you like...what get's you going, etc.? She says, "I need you to pull my hair, smack me hard, really fuck me as hard as you can. I like to be in pain when I''m fucking.
Yowza. Great tits and she's into all that. So fucking cool.
That bush has got to go though.:biggrin1:
Went to happy hour around 5:00 yesterday at a trendy bar/restaurant...got nice and tuned up...anyway, starting chatting up this girl, guess she works in retail blah blah blah.
One thing leads to another...after a little drama with her girlfriends she winds up going home with me around 1:00 a.m.
No kidding - top 2 or 3 sets of tits I've ever seen in my life. I mean, unbelievable. So I smack those around for a few minutes, then I go down to take her panties off and.....
Biggest fucking bush I've ever seen in my life! I mean, it looked like she had a wig in her crotch.
I'm like, 'what the fuck is this? It looks like a fucking shrub?' Jezuz!! No way I'm going in there. It would be like sticking your head in a spruce tree.
She says, 'well, i haven't dated anyone since August so I just let it go.' Let it go? Have you been watering and fertilizing it?
Fuck. I mean it is 2009. I could see if it was 1972 but holy schnikeees.
Wow. Well anyway, due to a high alcohol content it took me a rather long time to, eh, finish up. But she's doing kinda different stuff like smacking me, squeezing my neck, lots of noises, etc.
Afterwards, I say, what do you like...what get's you going, etc.? She says, "I need you to pull my hair, smack me hard, really fuck me as hard as you can. I like to be in pain when I''m fucking.
Yowza. Great tits and she's into all that. So fucking cool.
That bush has got to go though.:biggrin1:
