Introduction

[madame_zora]

*bows*
Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week.

And remember to tip your bartenders and waiters.

 

[GoneA]

And remember to tip your bartenders and waiters.

and poke the dough-boy on your way out.

 

[ashlar]

and poke the dough-boy on your way out.

Tee hee.

hehehe

 

[B_Spladle]

I've got about 9 inches of shut-the-fuck-up in my trousers.

I fully intend to say this out loud at some point in my life.

 

[madame_zora]

I fully intend to say this out loud at some point in my life.

I only WISH I could say that at some point in my life. hey, anyone wanna put 9 inches of shut the fuck up in MY trousers?

 

[B_Spladle]

I only WISH I could say that at some point in my life. hey, anyone wanna put 9 inches of shut the fuck up in MY trousers?

I am pretty sure you are allowed to say it even if you do not possess a nine-inch penis. Or any penis. Actually, that would probably make it even funnier.

 

[B_Spladle]

hey, anyone wanna put 9 inches of shut the fuck up in MY trousers?

It's only known as nine inches of stfu when deposited in the oral cavity. When put in trousers it has quite the opposite effect. And yes, I have decided that I wanna.

 

[RideRocket]

Now we all know where the 'trouser snake' comes from...

 

[B_Hickboy]

if lpsg turns out the lights ... are we still the same people?

think about it.

some of us are.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I only WISH I could say that at some point in my life. hey, anyone wanna put 9 inches of shut the fuck up in MY trousers?

OK.

And, we still need to talk about that titfuck...

 

[B_Hickboy]

I am pretty sure you are allowed to say it even if you do not possess a nine-inch penis. Or any penis. Actually, that would probably make it even funnier.

I just did. Glad you got the joke.

 

[ashlar]

I only WISH I could say that at some point in my life. hey, anyone wanna put 9 inches of shut the fuck up in MY trousers?

*dies a little*

Jana = God

Sheeeeit. Look what I've started

 

[GoneA]

some of us are.

but even they are slightly altered.

 

[Dr Rock]

I wonder what happened to metalpenguin666 amid all of this

 

[B_Hickboy]

I wonder what happened to metalpenguin666 amid all of this

Ah thank yew smoked 'im out, Red Rider.

 

[B_Spladle]

I just did. Glad you got the joke.

Your s/n is an interesting one for a person lacking a penis.

 

[B_Hickboy]

You s/n is an interesting one for a person lacking a penis.

LOL

And yours is an interesting one for a person who has two penises.

You also have the brain of a three year old child, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

I didn't day that, Groucho Marx did.

 

[B_Spladle]

LOL

And yours is an interesting one for a person who has two penises.

You also have the brain of a three year old child, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

I didn't day that, Groucho Marx did.

<---so f*cking lost . . .

 

[RideRocket]

<---so f*cking lost . . .

Spladle has a friend...

 

[Matthew]

<---so f*cking lost . . .

Spladle -- you are here: X