is my clit too small?

[dolfette]

my clit measures less than one inch.

is this enough to satisfy a lover?

is it too small?

is there a way of making it bigger?

 

[catb1977]

i'm sure i could make it bigger for you :tongue::biggrin1:

 

[Blocko]

I've seen clits smaller than yours... but I must admit, I do love a big clit. I think yours would just about satisfy me.

The best way I've found to make it bigger is to get your lover to suck on it and hum while he (or she) has two fingers inside you pressing on your g-spot and rubbing in circles. I call this CE (clit exercise) "felq'ing". It's guarenteed to make your clit bulge.


I hope you don't have a small clit humiliation fetish.

 

[dolfette]

i'm sure i could make it bigger for you :tongue::biggrin1:

like this?

 RedTube - Clit pump in action

 

[dolfette]

I've seen clits smaller than yours... but I must admit, I do love a big clit. I think yours would just about satisfy me.

size king!!!

I hope you don't have a small clit humiliation fetish.

humiliation fetish?
who? me?
ok, i need a large clit support group to post this on :biggrin1:

 

[catb1977]

like this?

*RedTube - Clit pump in action

was thinking of me sucking on it :wink:

 

[Principessa]

my clit measures less than one inch.

is this enough to satisfy a lover?

is it too small?

is there a way of making it bigger?

This is a joke right? Is this in response to the 62 threads started by LemacST in the last 3 weeks, 58 of which are him begging to be told he is average or bigger, that he can please a woman, etc.

 

[dolfette]

was thinking of me sucking on it :wink:

*phew*

i was worried you meant jelqing

 

[dolfette]

This is a joke right? Is this in response to the 62 threads started by LemacST in the last 3 weeks, 58 of which are him begging to be told he is average or bigger, that he can please a woman, etc.

:biggrin1:

so...you think my clit is tiny?

 

[Blocko]

Yes, we want a picture! You should write LCSG on your clit, so we know it's yours.

 

[dolfette]

I have bad eyesight, could I have a closer look please? :biggrin1:

ok but if you pull out a microscope i'm leaving!

hang on...how big is yours?
this won't work out if i have to deal with clit envy.

 

[dolfette]

Yes, we want a picture! You should write LCSG on your clit, so we know it's yours.

i need a very fine nib and a zoom lens :redface:

 

[Blocko]

i need a very fine nib and a zoom lens :redface:

And a mirror as well, I'd imagine. Might be better to get someone to help you :smile:

 

[dolfette]

And a mirror as well, I'd imagine. Might be better to get someone to help you :smile:

i wonder, wherever would i find a volunteer?

 

[geek0]

is this a bad thing because mines quite small too and im feeling insecure now

 

[dolfette]

is this a bad thing because mines quite small too and im feeling insecure now

this is average...honest!

http://www.monster-clits.com/tn358v.jpg

we're all inadiquate!

so, obviously, the only thing to do is ask strangers online to tell us we're really hung/pathetic, depending on our kink.

real women have clits you can bugger a man with.

 

[Blocko]

i wonder, wherever would i find a volunteer?

I hear the Lord Pendragon is excellent at all things involving the clitoris. If he's too busy in a fleshpile romp, I guess I could buy a trusty slide rule. :tongue:

 

[Blocko]

this is average...honest!

http://www.monster-clits.com/tn358v.jpg

we're all inadiquate!

so, obviously, the only thing to do is ask strangers online to tell us we're really hung/pathetic, depending on our kink.

real women have clits you can bugger a man with.

Not just bugger a man, penetrate his anal cervix!

Longest human clitoris

 

[dolfette]

I hear the Lord Pendragon is excellent at all things involving the clitoris. If he's too busy in a fleshpile romp, I guess I could buy a trusty slide rule. :tongue:

he might be the expert but will he still respect my miniclit in the morning?

slide rule?
you're trying to trick me :suspect: you've just drawn numbers on it!

 

[dolfette]

Not just bugger a man, penetrate his anal cervix!

Longest human clitoris

holy cow!

ok, i need pics.