Is this suitable beach wear????

[D_toadlevel]

I bought this for the summer... just wondered if you though these would be suitable for a normal public beach?? What do you think of them? They do keep everything covered... If you like them or don't like them tell me why

 

[ActionBuddy]

If you are at a Gay beach, yes, since obviously you want everyone to see your cock.

 

[skypylot]

you're 100 % straight ?

 

[deleted213967]

Honestly? I wouldn't wear it at a public family-oriented beach, especially not with your generous endowment.

You have a slick body and should be proud of it and show it, but IMHO there are more subtle ways to do that.

At a public family beach, you could definitely get away with a sexy light-colored Speedo. The chicks (and envious guys) WOULD notice your bulge but nobody could give you shit about appropriateness.

Obviously you can do nude beaches too. You'd probably be in the top percentile.

 

[curious n str8]

:twak: Only if no kiddies were arould :shocked:

 

[midlifebear]

If you go to a nude beach, just wear lots of SPF500.
If you go to a public beach, go buy a banana hammock (speedo).

 

[D_golden parachute]

That is hilarious

why would you want to wear that?

 

[Divine1]

Interesting that you asked about a normal public beach...what's an abnormal beach??

I think it might be suitable for intimate times with someone special. I like a little more subtlety...a little left for the imagination....and a little more tease in a swim suit.

But if you are comfortable, go for it.....just not sure who else would be comfortable with the blatant pouch.

 

[deleted213967]

Man, you should have included a poll with this thread.

BTW I agree with MIDLIFEBEAR and 100.00% of dermatologists and aging scientists. Wear SPF 50+ UVA/UVB sunblock at the beach and keep your ass white and wrinkle-free!

 

[estebanhung]

lol

 

[Primal_Savage]

In my previous profession there were times when I wore less, but for most of the acts, started out with a hell of a lot more. Family oriented beach? NO

 

[Principessa]

That thing is not appropriate to wear in public. Especially since you are in dire need of a trim. :yuck:

 

[scottbud]

They are great!

If chicks with huge tits can have them in tiny bikinis you can wear that!

 

[D_toadlevel]

a bit more conservative

 

[Mandee]

Hot, but only appropriate for an ADULT beach...

 

[Principessa]

a bit more conservative

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It's the same thing in navy blue! The darker color doesn't make it conservative! If you are going to a beach where there will be families, children or just women who don't want to see your pubes, then you need to cover your ass and wear a swimsuit that doesn't make your dick stick out like Pinocchio's nose.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Gotta agree with NJ...not appropriate for a family beach!

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Gotta agree with NJ...not appropriate for a family beach!

I agree too but I love the colors!!!

 

[cornettoconcrema]

EEEWWW that light colored thing is UGLY man. you are such a hot looking dude, you should only go to nude beaches where we can enjoy you without any adornment. If ya got it flaunt it. cornetto

 

[Primal_Savage]

a bit more conservative

A little perhaps, but even so it looks as if you're advertising.:biggrin1: Why don't you just order one of the open, ringed ones from koala, let it breathe and be done with it.