Is your dick named?

[blackwood]

Buddy, 11+ x 6/7+.

blackwood

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Heavy@Jun 18 2005, 03:06 AM
"DANCIN BANANA!!!!

GIMMIE!!!"


GET YOUR OWN!

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*Steals it*

MINE BITCH!!!

*dances around with the banana whilst singin*

o/~ Dancin' Banana .. tra la la ... Dancin' Banana o/~

 

[deleted111]

My boyfriend calls it Jorge.....Whorehey.......however you spell it. No clue how he came up with it.

Nate

 

[BruceSter]

Mine "is named" Roddy - a kindergarten teacher I dated a few times said he reminds her of the main character of a picture book, a kangaroo named "Kanga-Roddy", for Roddy's thickness, length and quickness when it comes to jump into the "Ready-for-action" mode.

Bruce

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by ashlar@Jun 18 2005, 12:05 AM
DANCIN BANANA!!!!

GIMMIE!!!

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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@Jun 18 2005, 02:14 AM
many many years ago, a girlfriend of mine wrote "HEARTBREAKER" on my dick with one of those permanent marker pens. it took months to wash away completely, and everyone thought it was a tattoo :glare:

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Nice long word Dr. Rock, impressive! Hey, I thought only guys marked their territory.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by jonb+Jun 18 2005, 02:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jun 18 2005, 02:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@Jun 18 2005, 12:05 AM
DANCIN BANANA&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

GIMMIE&#33;&#33;&#33;

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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php

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*stares at the dancin&#39; banana in a trance, a bit of drool moves from the corner of his mouth, to chin*

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 18 2005, 07:47 PM
Hey, I thought only guys marked their territory.

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nah, girls leave scratches and bitemarks on other parts of me all the time

 

[B_Carolina]

Stanley ... yes, as in the Power Tool company. Although my longest significant other called it Baby J after my first initial.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Dr Rock+Jun 18 2005, 08:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Jun 18 2005, 08:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Jun 18 2005, 07:47 PM
Hey, I thought only guys marked their territory.

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nah, girls leave scratches and bitemarks on other parts of me all the time

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Dr. Rock, you&#39;re not supposed to KEEP your lovers in chains. If you&#39;d untie them once in a while, they might not fight so hard&#33;

Carolina, I&#39;d have thought you&#39;d rate something like "Thor the love god"

 

[Pecker]

I couldn&#39;t get any sleep last night, Doc. This woman kept banging on my door, whimpering and scratching.

I finally got up and let her out.

 

[13788]

petite_asianbabe: My boyfriend is Italian, I call his penis "Vito"

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by longboarder@Jun 19 2005, 07:47 PM
I can honestly say that I have no name for my dick...I would never know what to name it.

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Just so long as it comes when you call it.

 

[jakeatolla]

The absolute coolest was Elvis Pressley. He called his penis,
what else, but Tiny Elvis. Which Spawned a hillarious skit
on SNL with Nickolas Cage.

 

[thirteenbyseven]

My G/F calls it "garden hose." When flaccid it&#39;s really long and slender and hangs straight down. I wish she would call it a fire hose, but you can&#39;t have everything.

 

[stimey]

Nigel, bro. Nigel.

 

[Ralexx]

The Sultan.

A former GF baptised it... "him", I mean

 

[jargon_lite]

I&#39;ve been browsing the forum for a few months now, but haven&#39;t felt the need to add anything until this topic appeared.

It occured to me a few years ago that my unit needed two names to reflect both sides of its fractured personality.

Thus I arrived at "Dr. Floppy" and "Mr. Hard." (With apologies to Robert Louis Stevenson.)

 

[East]

I was with a cute little japanese girl who called it "Big Eggroll" and ever since then i&#39;ve called it that hahahaha

 

[Knight]

Some new names:

"Large"
"The Large One"

Before, we had the name Dinky which I borrowed off a member from here, but those other names aren&#39;t too original either