It's not that bad

[novice_btm]

*checks to see whether he can calm novice down by placing him face-down on the security-bed and rubbing something hard against his celebrated derrière (by way of a massage technique, you understand )*...

Calm me??? Isn't that just going to EXCITE me even more? :wink:

 

[tallguypns]

:sad2:

 

[novice_btm]

:sad2:

Hey, you brought this on yourself, with your threats of incineration. :scared2:

 

[D_alex8]

:sad2:

*chains tallguy up on the wall of the security-bedroom while deciding quite what punishment would suit him best*

What do you think, novice: (1) tickling naked with 1001 feathers; (2) nipple clamps applied in 6 unusual places; (3) exploration of 3 orifices with assorted vegetables; or (4) transferring him to the comfy chair?

 

[novice_btm]

*chains tallguy up on the wall of the security-bedroom while deciding quite what punishment would suit him best*

What do you think, novice: (1) tickling naked with 1001 feathers; (2) nipple clamps applied in 6 unusual places; (3) exploration of 3 orifices with assorted vegetables; or (4) transferring him to the comfy chair?

I don't know. I'm still too scared and in need of more comforting before I could make such a decision. :wink:

 

[D_alex8]

I don't know. I'm still too scared and in need of more comforting before I could make such a decision. :wink:

Tsk, the comforting could take hours, though. And I'm sure tallguy would grow bored watching, especially with his hands nowhere in reach of his erectile tissues.

 

[novice_btm]

Tsk, the comforting could take hours, though. And I'm sure tallguy would grow bored watching, especially with his hands nowhere in reach of his erectile tissues.

Hmm, then maybe THAT should be his punishment. He has to be chained to your wall, watching for endless hours, while you comfort and calm me. :firedevil:

 

[Matthew]

Spealing of incineration, I think he's playing Blair Witch again and he plans to cook both of you.

 

[novice_btm]

Spealing of incineration, I think he's playing Blair Witch again and he plans to cook both of you.

Great! Thanks, Matthew!!! As if I wasn't scared enough of him before, with his can of gas.

 

[Matthew]

I don't blame you. I think you'd be much safer with a Moderator. :cop: :newangel:

 

[novice_btm]

I don't blame you. I think you'd be much safer with a Moderator. :cop: :newangel:

Well, I'm sure he'd let you join in, but I doubt Alex is going to let you sneak by him and untie me from his bed. :tongue:

 

[prickleyguy]

moles and birthmarks can be fun. Ever play connect the dots with your tounge? Once again short men are sexy, and don't you forget it.

We have always plted(Played) connect the dots, but I have always yeared (yearned)to be smooth, and Big!

Wish I could type too.

 

[Matthew]

but I doubt Alex is going to let you sneak by him and untie me from his bed. :tongue:

I don't need him to let me.

:sasmokin:

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

We have always plted(Played) connect the dots, but I have always yeared (yearned)to be smooth, and Big!

Wish I could type too.

You've must not have heard me when i said little guys are H-O-T. If being bigger makes your confidence go up, I guess that's cool too, but there is nothing better that a guy who knows who he is, what he has, and how to use it. Don't let hollowood alter you view of beauty, you aren't hollow inside, you have substance. If you really want to be smooth, I'll shave ya'.