Jacob Sartorius

[moremoremore346]

The only one that sounds like they are mentally ill is you.

No, that's wrong. Literally, you people are neurotic, obsessive yet judgemental freaks.

 

[PaulDe3]

 

[Jmcdonald1]

Fucking hate when he shaves his body

 

[Scrub-daddy]

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i will admit he does look like a kid in this picture

 

[Mapolo]

i will admit he does look like a kid in this picture

Haha that was my reaction too. He doesn’t look old enough there to be posted on this site lol.

 

[BadMan125]

Least he didn’t shave his pits but I do remember people whined that he should cut his hair and shave his chest…

 

[thegreedyhand]

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a lesbian?

 

[Duhitzerik]

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a lesbian?

Damn that's super harsh

 

[Sunflower expired]

I would love it if he poured tomato puree all over my body. Then, I would want him to shake his dandruff all over the puree to make me a dirty human pizza. Then I'd eat the dandruff pizza and make out. Afterwards, we'd cuddle and he'd fart in my mouth.

Bro get some help fr

 

[marvelous.]

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a lesbian?

Someone here referred to him as the male equivalent of Jojo Siwa, and I'm still haunted every day with the image.

 

[Rafflex]

Someone here referred to him as the male equivalent of Jojo Siwa, and I'm still haunted every day with the image.

Yeah there’s a similar vibe there for sure. She’s way more successful though lol

 

[Sunlake44]

Bro get some help fr

If he’s eating the pizza, does that mean he’s eating himself?

 

[Td987]

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[Td987]

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[Rafflex]

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hot, but these are so old. I’m so tired of him recycling posts from nearly two years ago on snap.

 

[yellowlov]

 

[Jmcdonald1]

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Drop that fucking towel!

 

[alexandersworld]

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yawn.. we’ve seen this how many times? it’s actually tiring he posts old photos like this for engagement on snap

 

[john412]

 

[Gretch2827363]

Since freaky forum guys that are deeply and creepily conservative when it comes to tattoos do weird mental gymnastics to justify their own weird disdain for them pollute these forums; I'm really glad he got tattoos. Yeah like maybe a long paragraph tattoo isn't the best looking one, but you guys are downright weird with how you act. You all just desperately want people's careers to fail so you can fap to them, but want them to have no tattoos. Sounds like you're mentally ill, to be honest. Nothing to do with the orientation; that part is fine.

LITERALLY!!

As if we wouldn’t all suck the soul out of Jacob’s dick given the opportunity REGARDLESS of any tattoos of whatever quality…who gives a fuck about tattoos when you’re too busy drinking that sweet Sartoricum™