Jake gyllenhaal

i like when Tom Ford was filming Nocturnal Animals he said to an interviewer, “If you like the chest, you should see what’s down here. There is no manscaping.” Ford repeated it for emphasis: “There is no manscaping.”

“Nice talking to you,” Ford said, adding, “I’ll get Jake to show you his bush sometime.”
 
Don't think so.

Also... doesn't he have a new relationship, and it's obviously very low-key.

The problem with this theory is that the relationships we're told about are clearly not low-key. His publicists ensure that he is photographed with girls and the stories are that he's frequently close to marriage.

I suppose that a straight man trying to keep his "real" straight relationships private might go through a lot of publicity. The Reese Witherspoon relationship was arguably a real attempt, but he is so Hollywood and wants credibility in the town it's hard to buy it.

My thought is he is bi (or wants to claim that label) and this is how he has no qualms about posing with women for papparazzi for relationships that always come with news stories about how "she's the one" and then it doesn't happen. I would think if he's low-key, he'd avoid those staged walks.