Jeans

Jeans were originally designed to have a tight fitting crotch, especially for the lucky men with big buns. If you can find reruns of the late 70s tv show "The Dukes of Hazard," you can see John Schneider correctly showing his package in a tight fitting pair of jeans. The way to show it off without discomfort is to pull the whole thing up so that it is out front while the crotch of the jeans fits into the crotch between your legs. One should not do this unless you want to elisit stares from everyone who sees you from the front.
 
In Europe, the current male and female denim fashion looks like the 70's all over again. Worn, tight and revealing jeans, shorter and tighter shorts are all in style. The baggie look is so last week B). Woohoo. That's one way American tourists are easily spotted. Our fashions and styles are dated compared to theirs and our clothing is rarely as high quality as they are accustomed to. So, in about 5 years or so, America will follow. I hope.