I loved his TV show and am enjoying watching the DVDs of all the programs. I've always wondered about his endowment. He nearly always wears pretty tight jeans, and absolutely nothing shows, when he's standing or seated. He's cute, hilarious, and has a nice bod; I hope the rest of him "matches." But does anybody out there know??
Jerry Seinfeld
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D_Roderick Beresford Stiffington IV
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Gah, anytime anyone mentions Seinfeld who I love for his comedy I immediately think of Gilbert Gottfriend, who does an absolute perfect impression.
__________________________________dfox7.3x5 said:
In a breakfast place in LA, I was sitting on a bench waiting to get a table when here comes Jerry walking right towards me as he is exiting the restaurant. He looks right at me with that bemused grin of his. He's wearing jeans as usual. Then it happened that my partner and I were seated in the booth that Jerry just vacated.
SO. To answer your question, no he never shows; not even in person. I think that he is extremely modest and would not want to draw attention even if he was well hung.
_____________________________OrbitzXT said:
Normally, I'm not a big fan of Gilbert Gottfried. But, I caught him on TV doing his stand up routine and he was hilarious.
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Gilbert Gottfried has got to be one of the most annoying people ever.
I'm sorry, but this really isn't a debate. I can not count the number of episodes where there is evident bulge in his tight light blue jeans. Not a really big bulge, but something.
__________________________________________bulgelover said:
How can you wear tight, worn 501s and NOT show some kind of bulge?!
_____________________________________prepstudinsc said:
Until I saw his stand up routine, I agreed with you 100%. All the yelling!
But, then I saw him do a more conversational routine in a more moderate voice. Some VERY clever stuff. And very fuinny...........
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Yeah, he's always yelling in that annoying Fran Drescher-esque whiney voice. He makes me want to rip out his larynx and Super Glue his lips together.
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Never really watched senfield until tonight and was happily impressed with his bulge.
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