Okay...so to get some historical perspective...Rasputin, who was a Russian mystic, exerted major control over the royal family (Nicholas and Alexandra) who were the ones later executed by the Communists during the Russian revolution. Along with being a mystic, Rasputin was reported to be incredibly well endowed. Apparently, he was fucking not only Alexandra, the Tsarina, but also many of the women of the court. European monarchies were all connected at the time through marriage and the like, for what it's worth. When they finally got freaked out that Rasputin had too much control of the tsarina and the royal family and other women in that court, he was assassinated. But the poison that would've killed a horse, didn't kill him. So he was shot, and rumor has it he swam across the river in winter and still wasn't dead on the other side. When he was killed, they cut off his schlong. It was kept in a velvet lined box, apparently, and reports are that it looked like an overripe banana, dried out and blackened from decay, but still...a fucking huge piece of cock that he used to control the royal women.