JUST punchlines

[Alex Chambers]

It looks like the backstroke!
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Elefino!
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Idaho!
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Email me if you want to hear the jokes--I love telling a good joke (or even preferably, a bad one!)

 

[fortiesfun]

My momma said I'd turn to stone if I ever saw a naked lady, and I've started!

 

[Pecker]

I don't know who he is, either, but his face sure rings a bell.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

If you think I'm firing up this big ole bbq pit for one tiny cocktail weenie, you better think again.

 

[Pecker]

And that guy who wanted to be a stud - he's on a snowtire in the Colorado Rockies.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

The Indian nippleless 500.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I thought every thing was bigger in Texas.

 

[DC_DEEP]

And young lady, if you don't start dressing more modestly, Saint Finger is going to shake his peter at you!

 

[Pecker]

I could tell he was a Texan because I could feel a big belt buckle and his dick was about 3" long.

 

[mephistopheles]

Punchline:

And it turns out she had a HUGE cock!

 

[Pecker]

Because it was rated AAAARRRRRRR!

 

[Hatched69]

(punchline) ----six for the casket and one for the chair---

(punchline)----NO! You have to use your fingers like everyone else!!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

So they never found out why he wanted three purple ping pong balls.

 

[Pecker]

So the mailman dropped dead.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The parachute opens on impact.
There's white out on the screen
I stepped on a rake
Woman to man, "gee, you're cold tonight" "thats my popsicle"

"Make the tombstone read, HERE LIES MY HUSBAND; STIFF AT LAST"

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Dewey don't want too.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"aw, shit, man, you ain't gonna believe this, but your wife said to lie here in bed and wait for a train!"

 

[Pecker]

"Well," replies the clerk, "the terrorist doll blows herself up!"

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

You'll be a cheap and vulgar has-been, and then there'll be the bottle...but even liquor won't lie to you.

 

[Captain Elephant]

Move over girls, I 've got to gargle.