Kill Hickboy

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I could give two shits for that. It'll be over soon enough, anyway.
Back to the drawing board--hey! there's an idea! Let 500 screaming bratty children draw their initials in you with battery acid!


(more proof that I may one day be certifiable)
 

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I'm going to suggest the cruelest death of alll...
may you live this life as a loooong life. May you live a century or more...:biggrin1:


Death by slow agonizing torture, which this life is...what can be more cruel?:eek:
 

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I have added to the list for you HB.



Tie you to a train track with your head secured down so you can see the train a-coming, however there in the distance it veers off and you think you will live; but alas, another train approaches from the other direction and severs your head off. You have those last seconds where you see your body still spurting blood as your head rolls down the incline.

Toss you in a tank of starving piranhas

dangle you over a slowly increasing flame


Deskin you with a bastard file

Insert elk antlers down your throat, via your nostrils.

Stuff you into a cannon and fire you into a swamp of alligators.


Bake you in an oven

Place you in a large cooking pot (the type which we cannibals use for dinner guests)




(In case you hadn't noticed I have spent a lot of time thinking about moida)
 

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...and the ignorant, morally weak, stupid, corrosive canker, fuckwit, fucktard, Tourette's-like cunt is still standing...

Should I have typed it more slowly for you who are reading it under assumed identities? I know you're not too bright and all that , what with your practicing Bhuta Kola and all that.

Lighten up, all of you.
 

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I don't think we should kill him simply for his excellent use of Bhuta Kola, those are words you don't see every day, but I still don't think it's as good as Coca Cola.
 

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I could name some solutions to your dilemna-if you're really serious about it that is;
1)go kiss a pregnant pitbull with a bloody porkchop tied to your pee-pee.
2)Play tag with a Greyhound bus going @ 90mph.
3)Go do a river dance in a minefield.