kill this thread

[spoon]

Bear no guilt those who would the thread in LPSG's name.
Which is me as I have dropped my weight onto the thread's sternum and crushed it's lung, so you might say it was killed by a mass on it's lung.

Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

 

[chicagosam]

Hey! Thread! Isn't there a finger you should be pulling?

 

[fluffychocolate]

CLEAR! *charges to 300 jewels and revives the thread*
Now that it is alive again. *points, aims, shoots*
And it is dead again.

 

[chicagosam]

You must be doing it Russian Roulette style. It lives. Where is Medusa?

 

[1958ST]

It wasn't Charlotte after all, it was Jewell Mayhew that chopped up this thread

 

[chicagosam]

If this thread had a rectal itch, would you scratch it?

 

[fluffychocolate]

No, I'd just shoot it dead like this. BANG! There. It is done now.

 

[chicagosam]

We'll subject it to a filibuster by Ted Cruz.

 

[1958ST]

Is this the end of Fred C. Thread...you can't get only Dobsy so easy

 

[GirlyMan]

Is there an after life

 

[chicagosam]

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

CLEAR! *charges to 300 jewels and revives the thread*
Now that it is alive again. *points, aims, shoots*
And it is dead again.

SHADDAP, BRAT; you know you TRIED to fry the thread, but messed up, and as for aiming and pointing, well you just aimed your plant's water bottle at it.

No, I'd just shoot it dead like this. BANG! There. It is done now.

Do stop, ok? You'd NEVER be able to kill a thread; Whyyyyyy, you couldn't kill that skeeter who landed on your titty during spring break.
I have successfully slain yon thread, and will now take all genuflections to my skill.

 

[chicagosam]

 

[GirlyMan]

Did Lady Garman tell me to take a right?

 

[fluffychocolate]

Puh! I've killed this thread many times. It is you all that just keep bring it back. Stay dead thread.

 

[chicagosam]

Try dead heading it!

 

[GirlyMan]

Try dead heading it!

I did and...

Lady Garman said take sharp left 500 ft

 

[fluffychocolate]

smh The thread wasn't dead until now.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

ENOUGH!!!!
Fluffy, when you are ever gonna face facts? Fluffy chicks can't kill anything but bon-bons.
I had this thread killed long before your pale inception here, and will continue the trend.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Fluffy chicks can't kill anything but bon-bons.

But I love this coffee bonbon I'm sucking on right now...