kill this thread

Bear no guilt those who would the thread in LPSG's name.
Which is me as I have dropped my weight onto the thread's sternum and crushed it's lung, so you might say it was killed by a mass on it's lung.

Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
 
It wasn't Charlotte after all, it was Jewell Mayhew that chopped up this thread
 
CLEAR! *charges to 300 jewels and revives the thread*
Now that it is alive again. *points, aims, shoots*
And it is dead again.
SHADDAP, BRAT; you know you TRIED to fry the thread, but messed up, and as for aiming and pointing, well you just aimed your plant's water bottle at it.
No, I'd just shoot it dead like this. BANG! There. It is done now.
Do stop, ok? You'd NEVER be able to kill a thread; Whyyyyyy, you couldn't kill that skeeter who landed on your titty during spring break.
I have successfully slain yon thread, and will now take all genuflections to my skill.
 
Did Lady Garman tell me to take a right?
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