Lachlan

[tallyh0s]

A lot has to do with the reaction though...

As a freshly-minted-gay, a hook-up stalled our enjoyable evening. A bit startled, he asked about something weird he'd just become aware of...

I'm not sure how an 18year old homo could be alive and I'm the first foreskin he'd *ever* seen...

And nobody wants a hook-up eyeing their dick like the gay-4-pay actor who's genuinely not paid enough...

The spirit of bitchy queens rose within me, I made a disparaging remark about how his cock was no art piece either.

I think that reference to 'dog chew toys' and 'scarred flesh' happened but I was too busy gathering up my things and denying him his promised fun.

I'm glad that I offered some advice with my door slam goodbye... I told him to familiarise himself with foreskins or else he'd have to meet only cut guys (a reduced pool as a good portion of Europeans are uncut).


One initial reaction was "gross",
now we've settled to a more balanced 'whatever you prefer'...

A teachable moment about tolerance and respect...

But if I try to pass on this message with examples to aid the lesson, they try and arrest me for obstruction, distribution of pornographic materials and violation of previously court-ordered restrictions regarding Tom Holland and his UK Addresses.

It's political correctness in this country gone mad!

Uhm... What does any of that have to do with this thread!?

 

[toniphillips]

Uhm... What does any of that have to do with this thread!?

right? that post was a wild ride from start to finish

 

[Joolsbollard]

Uhm... What does any of that have to do with this thread!?

True, I went off at an angle, but it was in relation to the 'here's an actual picture of his schwantz'

"gross!"

One poster's first reaction was initially read as disgust upon seeing it.
(Later they explored what specifics made it unfavorable to them...)

But irl that kneejerk "urgh that's different!" reaction could be the boner killer of doubt that messes with the dick's owner for years afterwards.

I didn't know that storytime tangents weren't a thing in threads around here (sorry i'm new).

Would you prefer I post one of the classics that is both on topic and a delight to read...

"Any chance of a reupload of those pics guys?"

"Link's dead, where do I find the pics that were posted?"

I'm willing to learn the customs that go beyond the sites rules and make place fun.

 

[Joolsbollard]

right? that post was a wild ride from start to finish

So it was the overly long post, the story branching off the point made AND the bad joke ending that were wrong?

One hell of a first try!

All noted.

Would nuking the comment (and these ones) help to clear the dead wood?

 

[toniphillips]

So it was the overly long post, the story branching off the point made AND the bad joke ending that were wrong?

One hell of a first try!

All noted.

Would nuking the comment (and these ones) help to clear the dead wood?

I didn't say I didn't like your post, it was very entertaining it just felt like the story came out of nowhere, but I get what you were trying to say with it!

 

[tallyh0s]

So it was the overly long post, the story branching off the point made AND the bad joke ending that were wrong?

One hell of a first try!

All noted.

Would nuking the comment (and these ones) help to clear the dead wood?

At least warn us that it's story time, next time... I was left searching the comments for context... I didn't know if it was an encounter with him or just a fictional encounter of the 3rd kind...

 

[Joolsbollard]

At least warn us that it's story time, next time... I was left searching the comments for context... I didn't know if it was an encounter with him or just a fictional encounter of the 3rd kind...

Ah...so I have a third sticking point- clarity.

I shall endeavour to improve.

Looking it over, it's more and more apparent that I'm missing the random cut and thrust of conversation over a few pints.
I'm sorry that it was strangers thrown for a loop rather than people who are used to such nonsense.

 

[Ositosybonitos]

Does anyone know what his "alt" twitter account is??

 

[cletoc39]

Hang on... Do you mean the infamous Google Drive with a hundred pics from when he used to post dickpics all the time?

Mentioned a few times as being shared so there'd be no chance of lachlan ever successfully playing nude pic 'whack-a-mole' because there could be too many sources...

I'm too late to party, all see are requests for links, dead links and complaints that there are so many link requests...

Oh, and a few oh the pics n a cumshot vid that currently aren't flagged... Silver lining and all that...

Can you share this?

 

[camilo_orozco15]

This one. I'm trying to find the others that go with it so give me a bit

 

[deleted6752011]

Can you share this?

Anyone has this?

 

[deleted62800]

Anyone has this?

Ya'll are obnoxious af. I turned off the drive. The end.

 

[deleted6752011]

Ya'll are obnoxious af. I turned off the drive. The end.

Kiwisoup announces he has a folder full of nudes he'll send anyone who messages him. Kiwisoup ignore everyone's messages. People inquire about said folder in the forum. Kiwisoup gets his panties in a bunch and throws a fit. Thanks for nothing!

 

[deleted62800]

Kiwisoup announces he has a folder full of nudes he'll send anyone who messages him. Kiwisoup ignore everyone's messages. People inquire about said folder in the forum. Kiwisoup gets his panties in a bunch and throws a fit. Thanks for nothing!

I literally shared it with hundreds of people. Sounds like you are the one with your panties in a bunch because I didn't share it with you. You really think I'm gonna sit here for the rest of my life sending the link out and checking my messages when I get daily messages over it? No. I've sent it out very recently to people that say more than "send me the link". You've just guaranteed my collection will never resurface. Maybe read a whole thread instead of just the top two posts.

 

[deleted62800]

Kiwisoup announces he has a folder full of nudes he'll send anyone who messages him. Kiwisoup ignore everyone's messages. People inquire about said folder in the forum. Kiwisoup gets his panties in a bunch and throws a fit. Thanks for nothing!

Furthermore you literally only joined to ask for the link in the thread which countless people said not to do including myself. It's also against the ToS. The thread us getting flooded by people like you posting saying "omg send me the link". I literally made it a point to not send people that posted in the thread. Also not sure if you liked at the date but my post was from LAST YEAR. I have a life outside of one person's dick and making sure other people see it.

 

[deleted6752011]

I literally shared it with hundreds of people. Sounds like you are the one with your panties in a bunch because I didn't share it with you. You really think I'm gonna sit here for the rest of my life sending the link out and checking my messages when I get daily messages over it? No. I've sent it out very recently to people that say more than "send me the link". You've just guaranteed my collection will never resurface. Maybe read a whole thread instead of just the top two posts.

I think you have anger management problems

 

[jean_luc007]

Kiwisoup announces he has a folder full of nudes he'll send anyone who messages him. Kiwisoup ignore everyone's messages. People inquire about said folder in the forum. Kiwisoup gets his panties in a bunch and throws a fit. Thanks for nothing!

he sent it to me...

 

[Ositosybonitos]

he sent it to me...

Would you share it too??

 

[Sto-helit]

Ugh the people in this thread are the worst.

 

[jean_luc007]

Would you share it too??

sorry mate, like the man said, the folder is disabled