Ladies - Comparing Your Husbands/bfs With A Friend

[thirteenbyseven]

The women who seem to possess these talkative qualities are the same women who appear in online pop-up ads. You know guys, like when you're on YouTube and searching for fall foliage in Vermont and all of a sudden a beautiful blonde comes on instead. Naturally nobody wants to click-off her sexy BS so you listen.

"My guy was perfect in all areas in the bedroom...except one. When we made it there were times I couldn't even feel his little limp noodle. So one day I took the plunge and bought him some (fill-in-the-blank) and let me tell you. In no time his little noodle grew into an intimidating anaconda! All my girl friends began noticing my obvious mood change and started begging me to tell them my secret!!!!"

 

[EllieP]

The women who seem to possess these talkative qualities are the same women who appear in online pop-up ads. You know guys, like when you're on YouTube and searching for fall foliage in Vermont and all of a sudden a beautiful blonde comes on instead. Naturally nobody wants to click-off her sexy BS so you listen.

"My guy was perfect in all areas in the bedroom...except one. When we made it there were times I couldn't even feel his little limp noodle. So one day I took the plunge and bought him some (fill-in-the-blank) and let me tell you. In no time his little noodle grew into an intimidating anaconda! All my girl friends began noticing my obvious mood change and started begging me to tell them my secret!!!!"

Don't know why this popped into my head, but I just thought of the Amazing Rhythm Aces:

"I'll even tell you that I love you, if you want me to."
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