Leaky Faucets

[naughty]

Baby boy,

your birthday party is being held in the suite down the hall. Go be the guest of honor....

This thread is so gross. Seriously. Ew.

STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR BODIES LIKE THEY ARE PERFECTLY NATURAL THEY ARE NOT THEY ARE DISGUSTING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST

 

[Ethyl]

Mmmmmm.... Nothing like being woken up by woman in the middle of the night with a sopping wet pussy. :yikes: LOL

But seriously after the eventual rape of my cock that ensues, it is always one night of fun that sticks in the male mind.:biggrin1:

Spladle, this is what you're missing.

 

[B_Spladle]

Baby boy,

your birthday party is being held in the suite down the hall. Go be the guest of honor....

Yay!

*wanders off blissfully*

 

[B_Spladle]

Spladle, this is what you're missing.

No it isn't. What, you think I don't get laid?

 

[ClaireTalon]

Baby boy,

your birthday party is being held in the suite down the hall. Go be the guest of honor....

Let me co-host, Naughty ;-)

Spladle, you're not so far away from an unpleasant issue of being a wet dreamer. There are better feelings than waking up and feeling sticky between your legs, or having to wash your sheets every day if you're a very wet one. Not to forget that becoming wet while wearing a Nomex flight suit, and being stuck behind the controls. Juices & Sweat, there's nothing like taking a long shower after a flight to get that mixture off again.

 

[B_Spladle]

Juices & Sweat

Sounds like a sports drink.

 

[davidjh7]

Sounds like a sports drink.

Don't give the Madison Avenue marketers any ideas....SHHHH!:biggrin1:

 

[Riven650]

I know this thread was aimed at the girls Naughty, but us guys produce lube too (pre-cum). Now that I'm what you might call middle aged I seem to produce more of the clear, sweet, slippery stuff than ever, and if I'm aroused for long periods I have a damp patch in my underpants. Not a creamy one like a girl produced, but damp an slippery. Very nice really because it makes up some for my wife's post menopausal vaginal dryness.

 

[Ethyl]

No it isn't. What, you think I don't get laid?

I'm sure you get plenty of tail. I was referring to Doc's comment about being awakened in the middle of the night by a very wet woman who wants to shag you blind. Surely you don't find that disgusting?

 

[B_Spladle]

I'm sure you get plenty of tail. I was referring to Doc's comment about being awakened in the middle of the night by a very wet woman who wants to shag you blind. Surely you don't find that disgusting?

Of course I do. Girls have cooties!

 

[ClaireTalon]

I'm sure you get plenty of tail. I was referring to Doc's comment about being awakened in the middle of the night by a very wet woman who wants to shag you blind. Surely you don't find that disgusting?

"To shag you blind", great term! I love that one, have to keep it in mind; it sounds so much better than "to bang you silly". You have any more like that in the store?

Splade, Sweat and juice isn't a sports drink. However, when I find that on my thighs, that means I'm due for some heavy action bed sports ;-) You aren't a trainer, by chance?