Levi Johnston

[novice_btm]

I expected him to have more of an HPB (Hockey Player Butt). I always thought he was kinda cute though.

Hey! Dopey-looking is just one of my many "types".

 

[jp]

not even a bubble butt, what a crock!!

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

yeah they weren't as bad as i thought they'd be. i'd do him.

 

[prince_will]

They REALLY weren't that good.

disappointing. cute guy, nice face, but what a boring, flat ass.

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

Thanks for the pix Jeff but he sure looks bored, even disappointed when he looks down. Ass looks kind of boring too. I think he will regret this shoddy attempt at making $$ just for being part of the Palin debacle.

 

[MichiganRico]

In the words of the immortal Peggy Lee: "Is that all there is?"
(I feel cheap and tawdry and used for even taking a peek--but that's normal for me, so WTF. Next stop, being "serviced" by Jake Cruise or bottoming Matt at Sean Cody.)

 

[D_Navengil Nutroll]

jesus christ. it is playgirl mag. show yer dick!

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

jesus christ. it is playgirl mag. show yer dick!

That's right! I haven't looked at a copy in years but they *do* show them and they are erect now too, right?

 

[agnslz]

This is embarrassing.

 

[thatkentuckyguy]

It pretty much was a waste, but then again this is the first set, so who knows what's to come. Maybe there'll be a glimpse of...something.

Still....I think his arms are pretty hot, but that tan line is awful. And no ass, the poor boy!

 

[larocca]

Aww, I like his butt.

He looks good, IMO. I pretty much ignore the newspaper articles.

 

[mykal923]

2 words for playgirl over paid ( no dick and no ass what a crock of shit)
Hey playgirl go back into retierment and leave the naked guy to the real gay mag that know what men want
this piece of palin reject with no ass should just go back to mooseville and come back when he A gets an ass and B when he grows some balls
And by the way his manager should be fired because he just made this kid an outcase from anything real that might have been coming his way
His 15 min of fame were up when Sara's was up as well

 

[nudeyorker]

last nights ET had him saying he wouldn't do "it" again referring to the nude photoshoot.

and he wants to be an actor or singer! and being in front of the cameras is helping him get accustomed to performing.

I think we're just starting to see the tip of the iceberg of LJ's talents

I hope someone lets him know that without any talent you can fuck your way to the middle, but to get to the top you actually need to have talent.

 

[B_blueonblue1964]

What a disappointment! I'm not disappointed because he didn't show his cock (I just bet he has a small cock, anyway). I'm disappointed because he has such a crappy ass! I'm 44 years old, and I have a hotter ass than that 19 year old stud-wannabe!

 

[thadjock]

(I feel cheap and tawdry and used for even taking a peek--but that's normal for me, so WTF. Next stop, being "serviced" by Jake Cruise or bottoming Matt at Sean Cody.)

LOL@

i'm really not an ageist, but that shit is not hot

bryan at chaosmen sorta rocks it, and sean cody is a douche

but jake is just a dirty old man.

 

[VeeP]

I'm 44 years old, and I have a hotter ass than that 19 year old stud-wannabe!

Amen, brother! I think mine is as well, if I may be so smug. The pics of this d-bag are so predictably ho-hum.

 

[thadjock]

I hope someone lets him know that without any talent you can fuck your way to the middle, but to get to the top you actually need to have talent.

I think that's true to a certain extent but there is an increasing number of talentless losers making huge amounts of money and commanding a huge amount of media these days. so i guess it might depend on how you define "the top"

 

[Balljunkie]

Wow, what a disappointing ass! I expected it to be round and fat like VeeP's ass.

 

[fratpack]

I hope someone lets him know that without any talent you can fuck your way to the middle, but to get to the top you actually need to have talent.

Once again you have spoken truth in a nutshell.

 

[fratpack]

But seriously, is that the best setting the creative minds at Playgirl could come up with. Him in a tiny enclosed shower stall. Unless it was their own little joke of him being "washed-up".