Like Similes

[Lordpendragon]

For my 4000th post, I would like to try a new game. Quite a tough one perhaps.

Simply give a simile for the previous poster. So for example, had Fortiesfiend posted before me, I could say

His teeth are LIKE stars, they come out at night.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

You eat pussy wearing a bib!:smile:

 

[Lordpendragon]

You eat pussy wearing a bib!:smile:

You're like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest :biggrin1:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You're like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest :biggrin1:

You have a small penis

 

[Pecker]

NOTE: guys, you must use a simile, a phrase that uses "like" or "as":

Think_Kink is as a breath of fresh air wafting as over a garbage heap.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

NOTE: guys, you must use a simile, a phrase that uses "like" or "as":

Think_Kink is as a breath of fresh air wafting as over a garbage heap.

I read it as smilie... geee....

LDP is as big as a bat.

 

[bluekarma]

TK is like ecstasy on speed.

 

[PussyWellington]

NOTE: guys, you must use a simile, a phrase that uses "like" or "as":

Think_Kink is as a breath of fresh air wafting as over a garbage heap.

Pecker is to LSPG as alcohol is to a wake.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Curious Girl is as pretty as a picture:smile:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Curious Girl is as pretty as a picture:smile:

uncut is as sweet as sugar

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Kinks is as cute as a button:wink:

 

[Lordpendragon]

uncut is as sweet as sugar

TK is like a bucket full of frogs.

 

[Ethyl]

TK is like a bucket full of frogs.

Lpd is like a box of chocolates...

 

[Mr. Snakey]

LP is as nice as they come:smile:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Lpd is like a box of chocolates...

MB is as sexy as they come.

 

[Lordpendragon]

MB is as sexy as they come.

Indeed.

TK is as pure as the driven snow :smile:

 

[bluekarma]

LPD is as hot as a pancake on the griddle :biggrin1:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Curious Girl is as sexy as they come:smile:

 

[rawbone8]

LPD is as hot as a pancake on the griddle :biggrin1:

Curiousgirl is like the taste of stolen fruit.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Curiousgirl is like the taste of stolen fruit.

Rawbone is like Canadian...