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Nudeyorker is like a a worn but cherished photograph; brutally honest in perception but a delight to the senses, never changing but always providing something new to be seen or understood, locked in time and yet always free, a little the worse for wear but possessing an inner beauty that transcends the black and white of mortal experience.

Sam is like a wishing well; the keeper of secret desires who holds the hearts of those who wish.
 
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Sam is like a prostate; missed by some, but when found, the source of everlasting joy.
Lordpendragon is like a Napoleon; a rich and satisfying confectionary delight for the tongue, possessing a thick cream filling to be savored by the most discerning palate, and, without fail, only takes one mouthful to prematurely release all the internal sticky sweet goodness from that thick concoction!
 
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Sam is like an Elephant's erection; once encountered, never forgotten.
Lordpendragon is like your first sexual experience; long awaited and desired, constantly erect thinking about it, unable to think of anything else, wanting it, needing it, possibly premature, exciting, nerve-wracking, overwhelming, messy, wonderful, leaving your body overly aroused and tingling, requiring a repeat performance, and something that you will remember appreciatively and crave insatiably every minute for the rest of your life.
 

Lordpendragon

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Lordpendragon is like your first sexual experience; long awaited and desired, constantly erect thinking about it, unable to think of anything else, wanting it, needing it, possibly premature, exciting, nerve-wracking, overwhelming, messy, wonderful, leaving your body overly aroused and tingling, requiring a repeat performance, and something that you will remember appreciatively and crave insatiably every minute for the rest of your life.

Sam is like the first day of Spring.
 
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Naughty is like a spring day—brisk and cool at first but eventually warming to a day that puts a huge smile on your face, and always a day you want to remember and have many more of.
 
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Dongalong is like a guy with a "grower": you give him enough encouraging strokes and he always rises to the occasion, holds his head high, and expounds extemporaneously and extensively off the top of it.