twoton
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Toilet paper is always a major concern for me because I tend to buy the cheap crap. Over the years I have become somewhat of an expert on cheap low quality toilet paper. It took a lot of trial and error, but I have found that there are pretty significant differences, even though the prices are are very similar. When you get the really bad paper, you might as well be wiping with your hands.
What I've really learned, though, is that the financial benefits from buying very cheap toilet paper, if any, are very limited. Add the anguish and frustration, and it most definitely isn't worth it. I know this. I am 100% sure. And yet somehow I always end up with the cheap stuff.
- "Honey! I bought toilet paper!"
- "The cheapest brand again...?"
- "Yep!"
What I've really learned, though, is that the financial benefits from buying very cheap toilet paper, if any, are very limited. Add the anguish and frustration, and it most definitely isn't worth it. I know this. I am 100% sure. And yet somehow I always end up with the cheap stuff.
- "Honey! I bought toilet paper!"
- "The cheapest brand again...?"
- "Yep!"
dude_007
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My top 3 favorite male performers of the sex....:
1) Matthew Mason
2) Boston Miles
3) Ray Dragon
1) Matthew Mason
2) Boston Miles
3) Ray Dragon
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Top ten cities that I happen to have visited (or lived in, for that matter - I'm (almost) only including major cities, as there are way too many hell holes out there):
10: Santiago de Compostella
9: Glasgow
8: Zagreb
7: Hamburg
6: Fuckin' PRAHA
5: Berlin
4: Vienna
3: Brussels
2: Rome
1: Copenhagen
Top five least favorite cities (same goes here):
5: Oslo (sorry, Norway, I really do love you)
4: Barcelona
3: Rotterdam (I feel bad for this one also)
2: Thessaloniki
1: London
I need to get out of Europe.
10: Santiago de Compostella
9: Glasgow
8: Zagreb
7: Hamburg
6: Fuckin' PRAHA
5: Berlin
4: Vienna
3: Brussels
2: Rome
1: Copenhagen
Top five least favorite cities (same goes here):
5: Oslo (sorry, Norway, I really do love you)
4: Barcelona
3: Rotterdam (I feel bad for this one also)
2: Thessaloniki
1: London
I need to get out of Europe.
Favourite farm animals yelling like people:
3. Goats
2. Billy goat
1. Sheep
Best Decades for (Western) Men's Style:
5. 1930s - double-breasted suits and tuxedos with tails
4. 1970s - only if you're a porn star
3. 1880s - double breasted frock coats FTW
2. 0010s - Lorica segmentata? Still cuts a fine figure after two millenia.
1. c. 200 000 BCE - nudity; c. 770s BCE - nudity as a fashion statement
Best arguments between a person and an ibex:
1. There can only be one
Hottest non-naked pictures of Tomas Skoloudik (in no particular order):
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
3. Goats
2. Billy goat
1. Sheep
Best Decades for (Western) Men's Style:
5. 1930s - double-breasted suits and tuxedos with tails
4. 1970s - only if you're a porn star
3. 1880s - double breasted frock coats FTW
2. 0010s - Lorica segmentata? Still cuts a fine figure after two millenia.
1. c. 200 000 BCE - nudity; c. 770s BCE - nudity as a fashion statement
Best arguments between a person and an ibex:
1. There can only be one
Hottest non-naked pictures of Tomas Skoloudik (in no particular order):
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
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Here's a list of people that I have never met, most of whom are probably nice and good people, that I can't stand for some reason or another. Celebrities I hate, dead or alive:
10: Dan Brown
9: Stephen King
Phew, felt good to get those two out of the way...
8: Howard Stern
7: Quentin Tarrentino
6: Kathy Griffin
5: Vin Diesel/The Rock
4: Tom Hanks
3: Dire Straits
2: Adam Sandler
1: Bob Marley
There's that. Now I hope they all stop bothering me.
10: Dan Brown
9: Stephen King
Phew, felt good to get those two out of the way...
8: Howard Stern
7: Quentin Tarrentino
6: Kathy Griffin
5: Vin Diesel/The Rock
4: Tom Hanks
3: Dire Straits
2: Adam Sandler
1: Bob Marley
There's that. Now I hope they all stop bothering me.
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It's about time, don't you think? For what, you ask? For a fuckin' top ten of my favorite LPSG users!
Now, there are many reasons a user may end up on this list. Some of them, unfortunately, have gone missing. Let this be my plea to them; please return. I will not be including LaFemme. It would be too obvious, she deserves a spot, of course, but she would just take up space and there's no need mentioning her, as I suspect she is one everybody's top ten already. And mind you, I haven't been here so long, so the vanished old-timers won't appear on this list. I might have forgotten about one or two, but if you're not on the list, it's most likely because you aren't among my top ten favorite LPSG members Sorry. Sooo, let's go!
10: BigCock2323 - PLEASE, this guy has to be un-banned. This was a much better place with him around.
9: ArtAppreciation - Drop the most awesome post in LPSG history (I mean, I guess) on us and then disappear without a trace, will ya? But what a bang to go out with!
8: ILIW - Why was he banned exactly? I miss that anointed bastard...
7: Penis Aficionado
6: MickeyLee
5: MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK - Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude.
4: Dragon_9
3: Tight N' Juicy - Get that internet connection fixed, will ya?
2: MercuryGirl
And number one, but don't you act all surprised, and don't pretend you didn't know in advance...
*CAN I GET A GOD DAMN TIMPANI ROLL*
1: erratic - Yeah, you guys knew...
Now, there are many reasons a user may end up on this list. Some of them, unfortunately, have gone missing. Let this be my plea to them; please return. I will not be including LaFemme. It would be too obvious, she deserves a spot, of course, but she would just take up space and there's no need mentioning her, as I suspect she is one everybody's top ten already. And mind you, I haven't been here so long, so the vanished old-timers won't appear on this list. I might have forgotten about one or two, but if you're not on the list, it's most likely because you aren't among my top ten favorite LPSG members Sorry. Sooo, let's go!
10: BigCock2323 - PLEASE, this guy has to be un-banned. This was a much better place with him around.
9: ArtAppreciation - Drop the most awesome post in LPSG history (I mean, I guess) on us and then disappear without a trace, will ya? But what a bang to go out with!
8: ILIW - Why was he banned exactly? I miss that anointed bastard...
7: Penis Aficionado
6: MickeyLee
5: MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK - Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude.
4: Dragon_9
3: Tight N' Juicy - Get that internet connection fixed, will ya?
2: MercuryGirl
And number one, but don't you act all surprised, and don't pretend you didn't know in advance...
*CAN I GET A GOD DAMN TIMPANI ROLL*
1: erratic - Yeah, you guys knew...
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I am going to turn off my PC and go to bed in:
4 Seconds
3
2
1
Nite
4 Seconds
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Nite
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Someone's a little pissy he didn't make the top ten, huh? Don't worry, I like you as well, tigerpoo.
A belated shoutout to rwkp and puckman4 who would have been 12 and 11, had it been a top twelve.
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not really a list person myself
if i did it would likely be in 3s max and many many of ..
only one i have been keen on no BS
thread actually inspired me to chase him/his music up again
Island living and an appearance of his music on static radio/Sunday Opera, i was ecstatic ha, to the point of orgasmic ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=salrwSVWpC4
ta Bris
an afterthought is worth a thousand words, or something
nice of you, considering i hassled you once in my immature way ha
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Heh, I'm kinda embarrassed about how much I got your username wrong, though. What the hell?
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List of things I'm going to do tomorrow, in chronological order:
1: Wake up
2: Fall asleep
3: Wake up again
4: Smoke a cigarette
5: Brush my teeth and get dressed
6: Smoke a cigarette
7: ATM
8: Smoke a cigarette
9: Buy beer
10: Smoke a cigarette and drink a beer
11: Consider taking a shower but smoke a cigarette instead
12: Kill some time by reading some poems while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes
13: Look at my watch
14: Smoke a cigarette
15: FUCKIN' ROAD TRIP, MAN!
1: Wake up
2: Fall asleep
3: Wake up again
4: Smoke a cigarette
5: Brush my teeth and get dressed
6: Smoke a cigarette
7: ATM
8: Smoke a cigarette
9: Buy beer
10: Smoke a cigarette and drink a beer
11: Consider taking a shower but smoke a cigarette instead
12: Kill some time by reading some poems while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes
13: Look at my watch
14: Smoke a cigarette
15: FUCKIN' ROAD TRIP, MAN!
rbkwp
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List of things I'm going to do tomorrow, in chronological order:
naughty boy
i was reading keenly/awaiting for the part where you would be fitting in the w...k ha
anyway dont worry my user is still rbkwp
rb a friends initials
kwp .. have thought and thought, i cant recall for the life of me what it is/means, if anything
so we are related!!!
yeah yeah its really an ole radio call sign? ha
naughty boy
i was reading keenly/awaiting for the part where you would be fitting in the w...k ha
anyway dont worry my user is still rbkwp
rb a friends initials
kwp .. have thought and thought, i cant recall for the life of me what it is/means, if anything
so we are related!!!
yeah yeah its really an ole radio call sign? ha
