Locker Room Comments

[OscarGeyser]

Most often a joke about my balls--- "don't sit on those" or "are you bringing the balls ot play _____" etc.

 

[BulgeGuySD]

Yeah same here actually sone one dare to ask me “ excuse me are those real” I didn’t know what to say…I almost say “ no there are plastic and detachable”
and over heir someone say to another it might be a tumor .. of if I inject silicone !

 

[TimWalksFunny]

Immediately and permanently nicknamed ‘Elephant Boy’ by a college senior when I was a freshman on swim team. Compliment, I guess…but try having it shouted at you walking down the street out of open dorm windows or passing cars. Lol.

Yeah. In a supermarket, and in nightclubs, former classmates saw me and called out, "Hey, Bigwang! Look, there's Bigwang. Hey Bigwang, how ya doin'?"
The nickname was like 'Big Wang' but said so fast that it seemed like one word.

 

[deleted12954231]

Most often a joke about my balls--- "don't sit on those" or "are you bringing the balls ot play _____" etc.

Hahaha - believe it or not, my best buddy had the appropriate nickname ‘Balls.’ Short and simple, just ‘Balls.’ And for a good reason. We met in college and we’re still friends - Balls and Elephant Boy.

 

[ItalianBD]

I'm used to shower naked with my teammates and once I told them I was going out with a friend of mine (just as friends, no sex whatsoever) but they joked around it. I was quite well dressed for the occasion and they were commenting: a good player, well dressed and with a huge dick!
Then started discussing how can you have such a big dick and "where I bought it!" Was kinda funny

 

[deleted12954231]

I definitely think in some countries/cultures it’s more acceptable to make a comment about another guy’s size in a non-sexual way. Also I think in certain environments like team sports and the military it’s pretty standard banter.

 

[kdubb]

The most recent comment I've received in the locker room was "Jesus! What are you feeding that thing?" I mostly brush off the comments and go about my day. If guys want to look, let them look. If they want to comment, let them comment. I certainly don't shy away or try to hide what's swinging between my legs. I'm not there for the attention, I'm there to work out, shave, shower and move on.

 

[TimWalksFunny]

Yeah, same here actually sone one dare to ask me “excuse me are those real” I didn’t know what to say…I almost say “no there are plastic and detachable”
and overhear someone say to another it might be a tumor .. or if I inject silicone !

The constant questions I get are:
"Is that really your junk doing that?" (the bulge)"
"That can't really be your junk doing that."
"Is that really how big your dick is?"
"Is that your balls doing that?" (the bulge)
"That can't be real, Is that prosthetics?"
"Is that, like, tumors or, like, actual body parts?"

The following is about the bulge or when guys see my genitals in a restroom setting:
"What made your dick get that big?"
"What made your junk (or genitals) get that big?"
"Did a hormone disorder do that to you? (make your junk/genitals that big.)
"Was your junk (or genitals) aways big or did it/they get big during puberty?"
"Is that implants?"

I've never been asked if the size is from injecting silicone or saline. That procedure apparently has not become known to my part of the USA, (I'm not sure how to state it.) the local culture.

 

[Perfectsix]

It’s amazing how many men think it’s perfectly acceptable to openly point at my junk and laugh or make “funny” comments. I’ve evenly be groped occasionally as part of the “banter” over the years...exercise makes me shrink, get over it!

 

[opinionman]

It’s amazing how many men think it’s perfectly acceptable to openly point at my junk and laugh or make “funny” comments. I’ve evenly be groped occasionally as part of the “banter” over the years...exercise makes me shrink, get over it!
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Yeah people take all kinds of liberties they shouldn't

 

[ItalianBD]

Yesterday I had a basketball match and after we played, another team (we knew their player, but never changed together) had to play and we all changed in the same locker room. We were having showers and they were getting ready. I had already showered and I was sitting naked, legs spread using my phone and my big cock was hanging heavy. As soon as these guys all went in to talk about the match, their coach (who often helps our coach, therefore he had already seen us naked) said to their players: "come on guys, let's see some big cocks, don't be shy!" as a joke, because we were bigger than them overall.
One of them as he goes in says: "I've heard there's one as big as a Pringle can!
Then I see this guy that tells his friend :"Let's see who are these big cocks" and he stops near the door in front of me, watching my cock and telling his friend: "Oh look at him, holy shit that's the one!"
I stood there showing off and pretending I didn't hear. It was hot, especially seeing him looking at my direction but not at my eyes, pointing with his finger at my cock while talking (almost whispering) to his friend!

 

[hot showers]

"How's it going, are you also from the US?" in an open shower in a Prague youth hostel. Since we hadn't even talked yet, I said yes and asked how he knew. He clarified that it was because I was also circumcised. I'm not even sure if he was also gay, but it was totally hot that he guessed my nationality based on seeing my penis