Looking for Massive Cocks in London

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hello,

if your looking for big dicks in the capital then I suggest you look no further than he current incumberants in Parliament.
 

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Have you tried the Man Bar on Boots only nights?

There are some truly amazing big cocked guys in there sometimes.
 

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hey Bigcockaddiction.

See my post on first time sauna users in this section. Maybe you could introduce me and suck my cock at the same time! I'll be in London soon....

Cheers

Zef
 

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not online, the vast majority are faking their cock size and massively faking their age, if they're real they fall in one of this:

- they're gamers
- they're wankers
- theyre escorts

the london online "scene" is shit

you have to go in the real world, naked clubs (Nudity or Starkers), naked parties, pants parties, Boots only parties as someone already suggested you.

Of the mentioned above I went only to naked clubs and they're wicked wicked wicked, basically attitude free, virtually pervs free (and that's remarkable since everybody is naked and had at least one drink), friendly and no bitching, very refreshing experience, a must try if you're in London.

pay attention to the saunas: nice or """"average"""" londoners DON'T DO saunas for several reasons so the sauna "scene" is shit, it's absolutely nothing compared to the continent, and forget to see some full nudity, everybody sticks very well to the towel, and if you go in a dark room unfortunately they're usually pitch dark (because they're ugly so it's better not to see them)

if someone is not prudish and showing off his "goodies" he's necessarily ugly or an old perv (someone is pathological)

I've heard of only one sauna that recently turned naked-only, and at least in the past I found it always empty, if it wasn't empty it was basically full of the customer "base" of ugly pushy horny bad-mannered people, those who barely assault you and then go to internet complaining like children that the other nice saunas are full of "posers" so they won't go there anymore (because the "posers" don't shag with them).

That grape is so sour you know!!!

I would love to try it now that's naked only but since it seems that amongst the customers the well established motto is "we're all here for the same reason so if someone grabs your cock just say no thanks" (thanks wot?!), I'm not really in a hurry to pay in order to be harassed again, been there done that.

I've never seen in all my life so many saunas, so big ones, so many rooms, so empty as in London! it's really a shame.

there's only one big exception, go to a sauna:

- straight after clubbing or during bank holiday
- near a club (or a train station)

I suggests Chariots in Vauxhall from 2am to 10am, clubbers will start coming between 2am and 3am, many fit, big cocks, some massive cock.

You can just set your alarm clock at midnite in order to get there at 2am, you don't need to go to club first! (that's the cheaper option hahaha).

That's the only sauna I've visited so far that's well worth the money both for the place and the crowd.

A lot of people also choose Chariots in Shoreditch on sunday afternoon, it's the biggest in the UK and it's really nice with a big swimming pool, I went only one sunday afternoon and the few guys I fancied didn't even see me, the others weren't my cuppa at all.

There are many saunas you can go almost any time of the day but as far as I've seen it's not worth even thinking to go - unless you want to try your luck.

Please if you read this message and you'll try saunas or other places please share your experience with me!
 

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Ha! Zumzum, yer post made me chukkle a lot .... that jst abt sums up London Saunas then! Nevr go to any of them myself... jst dont feel cmfortable there.
But ManBar can be good.... ordinary cruisenghts / or bootsnbriefs nghts / or boots only nghts ... take yer pick. Cmpletely attitude-free, good range of guys, and can be quite satisfyin.
Stand & watch / join in / or choose "the one" ~ it's up to u.
 

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>Ha! Zumzum, yer post made me chukkle a lot ....

don't let me go about it......

>that jst abt sums up London Saunas then! Nevr go to any of them myself... jst dont feel cmfortable there.

I went to chariots in vauxhall a friday night till saturday evening let's say that..... it was a month ago more of less, and I had a

VERY GOOD IMPRESSION:

- they don't use popper as an odourizer anymore, well done chariots! Did someone tell them that's a drug? did someone tell them that it affects people's blood pressure? did someone tell them that popper+viagra=R.I.P.? the attitude in London about these topics is flabbergasting. If people get sick it's because they're already pissed off, chemmed and they expose themselves to a very hot environment, let's add up another drug and we're done!I get sick and my pressure drops just smelling popper let's figure when used as a room odourizer!!!

- hot fit guys, very up for it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, unbelievable!

- I would say friendly, besides

1. one guy who, in the hallway got his 5 minutes of horniness grabbed my hips, from the back, coward! it was the same di**head who EACH SINGLE TIME walked past me when I was sitting in the shower/sauna area, tried to top my head and I had to avoid him.

Please tell me, what's wrong with me? where's written "I'm a dick" on my forehead? I don't know if he was a foreigner, but in the UK the rule is don't touch people unless allowed (as in any civilized country).

...God knows where he put his hands before! someone's crotch or its own! cmon guys, manners! wake up!!! wake up!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!

2. one pathological senile man I've already seen at Heaven and g-a-y, something like 70yo I would say? of course he pays the ticket and drinks so he's welcome to harass other people, as long as you're not on the other end of the stick everybody is "tolerant"! as to say everybody is gay with someone else's ass.

I was relaxing at the bottom of the jacuzzi, that was almost full, everybody sticking to each other, no space left for anyone except perhaps for 1 person near the stairs, what happens?

he sees me, he take his towel off, and come straight away in the jacuzzi

not talking and urging to sit down and where did he go?

he of course wanted to sit near me at my right hand side and widen his legs, and the dic****d sitting near me also made some space of course!!!!!! no? of course!!!!!!

five seconds and I was already making my way out risking to stamp my teeth on the step, I've lost a good occasion to get a new brand smile

Anyway besides these two off putting events the night went very very very well, in the last year and half there's been a nice clean up of the gay scene (or total crisis it depends on your point of view), I really enjoyed that night.

Of course I play only safe and the sauna offer plenty of condoms and lube free of charge: far safer than pulling a drunk drugged stranger in a club and consume in a alley or at his place.

I would like to see disinfectant sprays in each room though, that would be perfect.

>But ManBar can be good.... ordinary cruisenghts / or bootsnbriefs nghts / or boots only nghts ... take yer pick.

I have still to try it, last time I checked about it I remember it seemed quite pricey and judging on the online messages in chat and forums the crowd you should expect was the delectable homologated gay guys, gaydar guys, and so on, you know what I mean, so I haven't been there yet.

"Cmpletely attitude-free, good range of guys, and can be quite satisfyin.
Stand & watch / join in / or choose "the one" ~ it's up to u."

attitude free what do you mean? that expression is always used by those who don't pull

they also say "vauxhall chariots is full of posers", yes, of course, coz they're mingers, I'm very happy to grind with those posers!!!!!!

if it's really attitude free I must pay a visit, good range of guys it's essential

as long as I can remember, man bar should have a stunning selection of music at least, or I'm wrong?

it's such a shame going to cruising bars or clubs and the play rubbish music (almost typical of vauxhall), there's no point, I rather go to a sauna then!