Lordpendragon Does 6000!

[B_josiah852]

And I thought I was a attention whore. Just proves there is always bigger and better. lol

 

[Onslow]

How can I forget? We shared a cell together.:smile:

I had no idea that you two gentlemen were monks. Learn something new every day.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Congrats LP!!! and to many more ;P

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:​

Congratulation on your 6000th, Lordpendragon!​

6000 Posts!
6000 Lays!
6000 vicarious acts of carnality!​

I will now let you have your way with me and be your strumpet!​

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:​

Vicarious?
Say it ain't so, Lord P.
I thought you were a third degree Bopperbaster.

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:​

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I had no idea that you two gentlemen were monks. Learn something new every day.

Something new about monks, too.

 

[Ethyl]

Something new about monks, too.

I'd love to see Lpd in a cowl. They're heavy but i'll bet tenting would be no problem for him. :biggrin1:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I'd love to see Lpd in a cowl.:biggrin1:

To me, it has as much appeal as his habits.:biggrin1:

 

[chicagosam]

Jeff - you know I am the 94 year old guy they did the Viagra lab tests on - so drop it already. :smile:

You started being sexually active at 70? That's like shooting pool with a wet noodle! No wonder it takes so many tries!:biggrin1:

Holy jumpin' Jehosophat! I just saw Mercurial Bliss' new avatar! I'll be back in a few!

 

[rawbone8]

Vicarious?
Say it ain't so, Lord P.
I thought you were a third degree Bopperbaster.

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:​

Shouldn't that be Vicar Curious ?

 

[basketbulge]

Congratulations LPD! Your wit always sucks me in. If only I could somehow convince you to let me return the favour someday!!

 

[rawbone8]

6000? high time for the little Love-god to take his rest.

CLIV.

The little Love-god lying once asleep
Laid by his side his heart-inflaming brand,
Whilst many nymphs that vow'd chaste life to keep
Came tripping by; but in her maiden hand
The fairest votary took up that fire
Which many legions of true hearts had warm'd;
And so the general of hot desire
Was sleeping by a virgin hand disarm'd.
This brand she quenched in a cool well by,
Which from Love's fire took heat perpetual,
Growing a bath and healthful remedy
For men diseased; but I, my mistress' thrall,
Came there for cure, and this by that I prove,
Love's fire heats water, water cools not love.
​

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Shouldn't that be Vicar Curious ?

Well, you never knoooow.
In that cooowwwwl ...

 

[Lordpendragon]

Who started this rumour about me and Simon Cowell?

 

[Ethyl]

Who started this rumour about me and Simon Cowell?

No, I meant you wearing nothing but a cowbell. :biggrin1:

 

[Gillette]

No, I meant you wearing nothing but a cowbell. :biggrin1:

That's just the sound of it hitting his thighs.

 

[Lordpendragon]

I bet you two were disappointed when you found out that Bull Bars were for the front of your car.

 

[chicagosam]

And, now, Ladies and gentlemen!

The highlight of this evening's entertainment!

Lordpendragon will drop his pants and do figure eights with sparklers attached!!

Afterwards he will engage us all in an invigorating game of ring toss!:biggrin1:

 

[SassySpy]

Oh LPD, I nearly missed this I have been so out of touch lately.......:fest06:arty2::fest30::You_Rock_Emoticon:
6000 times- you are a MAN among men :tongue:
I must find some larger rings I think!! :kiss:
congratulations Be prompt for the party!

 

[ClaireTalon]

6000 Posts!
6000 Lays!
6000 various acts of carnality!
​

6,000 lays - way to go, my friend. How about six thousand lays with me? That'd be nearly 20 years of every night coupling ;-)

So here's to the next 6,000! *Smooches Lord P*

 

[bluekarma]

6000?? *faints*

Oh, how time flies when we're having fun :wink:.

Congrats you bloody so and so...haha! I love that.

xoxox, CG