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I explained to my prof that that because I have I big dick I did poorly on the test because of lack of oxygen to the brain. She still failed me! :(
 

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I was all set to join a gang of professional thieves, but they took this guy instead because he had a tiny penis that he could use to pick locks.

Having a small penis literally opens doors. It's so unfair.
 

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Having a small penis literally opens doors. It's so unfair.

needing to stand on tip-toes as well, is an even worse disadvantage ..
 
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I was seriously dumped by a guy because my dick was too big. He was literally like "what do you need me for you if you've got a dick as big as mine?"

For real. He said he only dates guys with smaller dicks than his, and he was intimidated by me because my dick was as big or bigger than his (never found out for sure because we never got them side-by-side, and there was no way in hell I was getting out a ruler to satisfy his neuroses), and uncut (his circumcision was a sore point for him, as well).

I'm not even shitting you. Think I dodged a bullet with that one...
 

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When my gf first saw my dick she said "what's that?"
"What's what", I said?
"Well, what's that she said?", pointing to my dick.
"Oh, that's just a skin growth" I said.
"Well, why don't you have it removed?", she said.
"Do you really want me to have it removed?", I said.
(She's used to really big ones.) :D
We laughed.
That was nearly seven years ago - we'resitll together having great sex.
 

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Aiport security always pick me out for frisking - I'm convinced its because of my LP - they let SP guys through without even checking.
 

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My boss refused to give me a promotion and then fired me when he saw my dick was bigger than his in the locker room of the company gym. He told me there was no way he was going to recommend me for a raise when I already packed more than he did. Of course I replied, "Well, your wife never complained." Hmmm...now that I think of it, maybe it wasn't just my big dick after all...