LP discrimination

[twoton]

I was appointed to be executive director of at my place of work because I had the biggest bulge. Now the men follow me around doing what I tell them to do and the women corner me in my office at every opportunity.

It's the hung man's burden.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

the brand new building was not accessible to me
on account of my big penis

I know what you mean. They had to install a ramp for access to my current place of work, as I have to use a gurney to support my penis when walking around.

 

[ruffboy]

did you know that some men could not vote back in the 1800's?
if they had a big penis?

 

[AtomicMouse1950]

i was denied rental housing
because of my large penis

who's next...

Perhaps.. They didn't have anyplace large enough for you to live in that would accommodate both you & your cock? :|

 

[AtomicMouse1950]

I was seriously dumped by a guy because my dick was too big. He was literally like "what do you need me for you if you've got a dick as big as mine?"

For real. He said he only dates guys with smaller dicks than his, and he was intimidated by me because my dick was as big or bigger than his (never found out for sure because we never got them side-by-side, and there was no way in hell I was getting out a ruler to satisfy his neuroses), and uncut (his circumcision was a sore point for him, as well).

I'm not even shitting you. Think I dodged a bullet with that one...

I'll take you.

 

[erratic]

I'll take you.

While it may be sizeable, it certainly doesn't stretch all the way to California...

 

[ruffboy]

i couldn't use the same restrooms
on account of my big penis

 

[askew]

I'm always late for appointments but for some reason my penis is always early.