Luigi Mangione

Lulu for president.
It's how Trump avoided jail. Lulu is only 26 (27 in May) and has to be 35 on his inauguration so he just has to campaign for a little while. About a decade or so, LOL

I think, by math, he won't be able to run in 2032 but could in 2036
 
In any case, Mangione hasn't exactly expressed remorse... Yet. "Your coverage of this event has been completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience." This statement almost sounds like an admission of guilt to me, like: "I killed him to shed light on the lived experience of those who have been harmed by the health insurance system, but your coverage is not depicting that."
Or as we’ve come to find out now, where he was illegally searched and detained and not read his Miranda rights, his outburst there makes a lot of sense.
 
It's how Trump avoided jail. Lulu is only 26 (27 in May) and has to be 35 on his inauguration so he just has to campaign for a little while. About a decade or so, LOL

I think, by math, he won't be able to run in 2032 but could in 2036
Holding out hope then. Save the country my handsome Lulu.
 
This is more erotic than anything on PornHub! And I have so many questions: no shade, but do enough people visit Altoona to sell out a motel? What were they talking about for so long? Why did Sweet Lu keep checking his watch? Did her JO on his last night of freedom?
it's possible there just weren't any clean rooms immediately available
 
My heart breaks for him. It truly does. If only he had waited in that tiny lobby area rather than going to the McDonald's our baby would still likely be free. Damn! I don't really believe in God but for some reason I want to pray for his well-being. I hope he can at least get off on a mental illness type of deal. If he truly is guilty, I do believe hes the type that can legitimately be reformed to entire society at some point in his life. There are people who get very little time for murder so I'm hoping he is one of those people. I also hope that they don't get to apply the death penalty to this case.