Marital Problems

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see
    a marriage counsellor.

    The counsellor, in an attempt to find some common ground from
    which to begin the session said, "Tell me about something the
    two of you have in common."

    The husband said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dick."
     
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    LMAO!
    OK, I got one to go with this one

    Mr. and Mrs. Feldman go to a divorce attorney wanting to end their 60 year marriage. They sit down and Mrs. Feldman barks, "We want a divorce!"

    The lawyer asks, "On what grounds?"
    Mrs. Feldman replies, "Grounds? The condo has a boy who keeps up the grounds."
    "No, No." The lawyer says. "What's your grudge?"
    "Garudge? We pay $75 a month to park in the garudge!"
    The flustered lawyer finally shouts, "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
    "OH!" Mrs. Feldman says, "We can't communicate anymore."
     
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    I was going to say, that sucks! But it had two meanings, and I didn't mean the mean meaning!:wink:
     
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    That was fucking funny
     
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