Matteo lane

[Christopher C]

I couldn’t care less about the dick tbh, all I wanna see is his open hole

Agreed. I don’t care about Matteo’s penis. Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Christopher C]

Seems he loves the be naked. We all need his dick!

What we need is his booty!

 

[Rosstifer8inches]

Agreed. I don’t care about Matteo’s penis. Took the words right out of my mouth.

I’ll have his dick if you guys don’t want it lol

 

[silverexcited]

I couldn’t care less about the dick tbh, all I wanna see is his open hole

That makes two of us! <3

 

[Christopher C]

That makes two of us! <3

Well good. Less fighting! Haha. Although I think he will appreciate the tops more

 

[ajdesasha]

I mean, that's fine and almost fair. But you seem to have missed the whole part about how I've personally interacted with him more than once so I dunno. It's not the most flattering description but I made it clear it was my personal experience and that other folks have had different ones; people come to these forums asking if anyone has ever met any of these folks and in this case I have. No one has to agree with me, or like me.

At the very least I wanted to answer the question that has been repeated umpteen times about whether there are any dick pics floating around. As far as I know that is very unlikely.

I'm sure you will respond but I don't really have anything else to say on the subject.

The problem though is that you know him. Your armchair psychologist post reads *very* heavily like a personal vendetta, not some objective analysis. You are trying to act like you're somehow above the fray and are just repeating neutral facts, but your post is extremely heavily tilted towards making him seem like a pretty terrible or at least not very nice person.

I don't think you are lying per se, but you absolutely give the vibe of just not liking him on a personal level and I'm not sure I believe that you aren't purposely trying to paint as bad a picture as you can. Just the fact that you ended it by basically calling him a terrible comedian kind of gives the game away. That is completely unnecessary to judging his character. You just added it in as the salt in the wound.

 

[Aglaophotis]

TL;DR no one cares about your pseudo psychological analysis on a thread aimed at how attractive they are x

 

[deleted867014]

He's a duckfaced bottom for a reason. Dick ain't that good.

 

[reges198]

Will we EVER see anything interesting or will we just bicker amongst ourselves forever? <shrug>

 

[skyfloating]

 

[Nick Ploe]

Funny and hot bloke.

 

[Alfie95]

I’ll have his dick if you guys don’t want it lol

Yes please!

 

[Hot-fudge]

I’ll have his dick if you guys don’t want it lol

Yes

 

[SC Tennis]

I always find it interesting on here how critical people can be of someone they don’t know. Lots of “it seems like he’s (insert negative comment).”

My opinion…dude is sexy as hell, and makes me laugh. No complaints.

 

[douseedee]

 

[Kevey1]

I know two guys who have hooked up with him and I've met him myself a few times (no, I neither hooked up with him nor attempted to... personalitywise he isn't my type and I can guarantee I am physically not his).

He seems to be somewhat complicated or at least mercurial since people have very different impressions of him.

Things that are true: he is very much a power bottom. It appears to be true that he doesn't send dick pics since at least one of the guys who fucked him will routinely share pics of his conquests with me and had nothing to offer.

Things that aren't true: he is neither shy nor insecure, or rather he is insecure but like most insecure men he overcompensates in the other direction. I don't think it is a surprise that he is very self-obsessed bodywise and in other ways. He has an ego, thinks he's more famous than he actually is, and acts hat way. He gets away with it because his friends are fellow travelers.

While I wouldn't go so far as to call him Mean Girl, he is the type who is liked by Mean Girls and associates with Mean Girls. He can be very salty...almost always toward lower-status people. He punches down more often than he punches up. As far as I can tell he is the kind of gay who is beloved mainly by straight women (I don't think we're allowed to say "fag hag" anymore), drag queens, and other "sassy" people but doesn't necessarily have a diverse group of gay male friends because that's not how gay cliques work. I don't have any stories of him being directly hostile to low-status types but...he isn't particularly interested in them.

He's gay-funny but the reason he isn't more famous isn't just because he's gay, he just isn't a top-tier comic. His material is limited and not especially groundbreaking. Frankly, older gay comics like Rick Crom outshine him in every way but they don't have audience members coming because of thirst trap photos.

So, he's just your basic New York gay...he's 36 so he's approaching his sell by date in the community..always curious to see what happens when these guys get older. Sometimes it grounds them and sometimes they just delude themselves and never change.

Maybe he didn’t like you cause of your attitude? You seem very bitter and jealous…

 

[reges198]

Maybe he didn’t like you cause of your attitude? You seem very bitter and jealous…

Oh god not this again! Move on people, nothing to see here lol

 

[yandrsupreme]

He's gay-funny but the reason he isn't more famous isn't just because he's gay, he just isn't a top-tier comic. His material is limited and not especially groundbreaking. Frankly, older gay comics like Rick Crom outshine him in every way but they don't have audience members coming because of thirst trap photos.

Rick didn't play to his strengths. He could have EASILY been a top tier voiceover artist with that voice of his.

 

[huntervey23]

Why does he take pics with big guys? Is he into obese or what?

Why wouldn't he. Maybe they are his friends.

 

[huntervey23]

Rick didn't play to his strengths. He could have EASILY been a top tier voiceover artist with that voice of his.

who?