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I fear I may not fit in with many of the ladies here, but, well, I think I may be quite different from most of them. First let me say this is not knocking anyone; I have learned to let people be themselves without any harsh comments. But, let's face it, I am 68 years old: this probably makes me 30 - 50 years older than most of the ladies on here. I grew up with black and white TV's that only got 3 stations. I didn't touch a calculator until I was in my 20's and all it did was add, subtract, multiply and divide. I have very little concept of a lot of social media: I'm not on facebook or twitter.

But I have had relationships - good and bad. I have had sex with well over 1,000 men. I am bisexual. I have had sex with over 100 women. I have done porn before many of the ladies on here reached puberty. I am married to a cuckolded husband who pushes me to have sex with others, male and female. My first porn was posted on-line nearly 20 years ago. I have been porn blogging for the last 10 years. I've had taboo sexual relationships (read into that what you will). God, I've seen it all.

Don't get me wrong - I enjoy the acerbic wit of many of the ladies here. But I won't join that. I have nothing to prove to anyone, male or female. I've been there and done that more times than most of you can imagine. I'll say it again: I'm 68 years old, have been in porn for nearly 20 years, and I am here because I love big hard cocks, cum, and precum and I like to think my body can still influence a guy to get to those points. I went through a period after I divorced my first husband where I was a complete cougar and vestiges remain: I do have a thing for much younger cocks. But I have had lovers in their 70's who were awesome, too.

I know a lot of you will yell: PROVE IT! Fuck that. I've proven it more times than many of you have years. If you want proof then visit my page at boobpedia under my original porn name: martiddds (listed under natural H cup tits). Want video proof: google that same porn name: martiddds. Most of those videos are over 15 years old: my tits have gotten bigger since then due to weight gain and other factors, which I will explain in time.

I guess I'm trying to be a bit preemptive here. I've been in other porn forums and have found that there isn't much place for a 68 year old woman. I'm hoping LPSG will be different.

Please, just let me enjoy viewing and interacting with all the nice guys and cocks here. If you don't like me or think there's no place for an older woman here or think I'm full of shit or wish I'd go away - just keep it to yourself. These cocks are a wonderful fantasy for me as I near an age when I'll turn all this off.

However, if you're a guy who does like much older women, please let me know. I'd love to hear from you.

Kisses,
Marti (OYO)
 
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So this is an attention whoring post asking the ladies here to... ignore you? Or is it a personal ad? I'm so confused.

If someone is giving you a hard time or demanding things of you you aren't comfortable with for being here, report that person in particular. No need to cast shade on the other ladies (you've made a few assumptions there btw) under the guise of "not knocking anyone". I've never seen a woman here put another woman down for being here for the cock. Try to extend the same courtesy to those who are here for different reasons. This isn't a porn site for everyone.

If its any consolation, I didn't know you existed. Your CV is irrelevant and doesn't add to or detract from your status - you will only be judged by your posts in WI and the ladies have quite diverse backgrounds. Go look at cocks, have fun, knock yourself out - you'll find many to accommodate you. The subforums are themed - there is room for everyone.

For example, this is Women's Issues. Discussion of the evolution of a woman's sexual identity as she ages would actually be pretty cool. Asking the other women to ignore you advertising yourself in WI in a chiding tone will rankle because it is not an issue affecting women and should be posted elsewhere (personal ads, new member introductions) - a man who did the same would not be indulged.

Asking others not to post never works, especially if the OP is antagonistic. If you are particularly worried about it and you want to be "preemptive" you could always just put the female members on ignore - that way you won't see what any of them are posting. I think you'll find the majority have no interest in telling other women their business though.
 
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So this is an attention whoring post asking the ladies here to... ignore you? Or is it a personal ad? I'm so confused.

If someone is giving you a hard time or demanding things of you you aren't comfortable with for being here, report that person in particular. No need to cast shade on the other ladies (you've made a few assumptions there btw) under the guise of "not knocking anyone". I've never seen a woman here put another woman down for being here for the cock. Try to extend the same courtesy to those who are here for different reasons. This isn't a porn site for everyone.

If its any consolation, I didn't know you existed. Your CV is irrelevant and doesn't add to or detract from your status - you will only be judged by your posts in WI and the ladies have quite diverse backgrounds. Go look at cocks, have fun, knock yourself out - you'll find many to accommodate you. The subforums are themed - there is room for everyone.

For example, this is Women's Issues. Discussion of the evolution of a woman's sexual identity as she ages would actually be pretty cool. Asking the other women to ignore you advertising yourself in WI in a chiding tone will rankle because it is not an issue affecting women and should be posted elsewhere (personal ads, new member introductions) - a man who did the same would not be indulged.

Asking others not to post never works, especially if the OP is antagonistic. If you are particularly worried about it and you want to be "preemptive" you could always just put the female members on ignore - that way you won't see what any of them are posting. I think you'll find the majority have no interest in telling other women their business though.


Well said.

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Indeed, a lot of assumptions being made by the OP (original poster, if you don’t know) about the ladies here. Older than most, not all, and maybe not that much older than as many as you think. Judgmental? Hmm, well, wrath can be swift to the misogynistic and those who troll.

I’m sure you have a lot you could contribute to Women’s Issues with your background and your ability to add your perspective in Ask a Woman would be welcome. Especially since most of us are really tired of dick questions and you seem quite interested in the topic. Some of us came here for the dick and stayed for the community; some of us came for help and stayed for the community; some of us came here because the thought of big dicks needing support was hilarious and stayed for - well, you get the idea. :)

Anyway, as @BacknForth said, I’m not sure why you posted this in the Women’s Issues forum. If it’s a sexual relationship you’re looking for, there are better areas to post. I’m going to choose to believe it wasn’t to throw shade at the current ladies, but merely a new member error.
 
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I fear I may not fit in with many of the ladies here, but, well, I think I may be quite different from most of them. First let me say this is not knocking anyone; I have learned to let people be themselves without any harsh comments. But, let's face it, I am 68 years old: this probably makes me 30 - 50 years older than most of the ladies on here. I grew up with black and white TV's that only got 3 stations. I didn't touch a calculator until I was in my 20's and all it did was add, subtract, multiply and divide. I have very little concept of a lot of social media: I'm not on facebook or twitter.

But I have had relationships - good and bad. I have had sex with well over 1,000 men. I am bisexual. I have had sex with over 100 women. I have done porn before many of the ladies on here reached puberty. I am married to a cuckolded husband who pushes me to have sex with others, male and female. My first porn was posted on-line nearly 20 years ago. I have been porn blogging for the last 10 years. I've had taboo sexual relationships (read into that what you will). God, I've seen it all.

Don't get me wrong - I enjoy the acerbic wit of many of the ladies here. But I won't join that. I have nothing to prove to anyone, male or female. I've been there and done that more times than most of you can imagine. I'll say it again: I'm 68 years old, have been in porn for nearly 20 years, and I am here because I love big hard cocks, cum, and precum and I like to think my body can still influence a guy to get to those points. I went through a period after I divorced my first husband where I was a complete cougar and vestiges remain: I do have a thing for much younger cocks. But I have had lovers in their 70's who were awesome, too.

I know a lot of you will yell: PROVE IT! Fuck that. I've proven it more times than many of you have years. If you want proof then visit my page at boobpedia under my original porn name: martiddds (listed under natural H cup tits). Want video proof: google that same porn name: martiddds. Most of those videos are over 15 years old: my tits have gotten bigger since then due to weight gain and other factors, which I will explain in time.

I guess I'm trying to be a bit preemptive here. I've been in other porn forums and have found that there isn't much place for a 68 year old woman. I'm hoping LPSG will be different.

Please, just let me enjoy viewing and interacting with all the nice guys and cocks here. If you don't like me or think there's no place for an older woman here or think I'm full of shit or wish I'd go away - just keep it to yourself. These cocks are a wonderful fantasy for me as I near an age when I'll turn all this off.

However, if you're a guy who does like much older women, please let me know. I'd love to hear from you.

Kisses,
Marti (OYO)

Great. Fantastic. You do you. There's a Personal Ad section, where I'm sure plenty of people would be thrilled to chat you up.

Personal Ads

If you want to show off or look at people showing off, there's a section for that too

Show Off

You might be surprised at how wide the range of ages of users on here is. Plenty may be younger than you, but there are users your age or older too. Great, you've done porn. So have a lot of other people on here. Some still do. Great, you've been promiscuous. So have a lot of other people on here. You can enjoy the site however you like without throwing shade at other users who happen to enjoy the site in a different way than you. Women's Issues isn't the right section of the forum for your personal ads or showing off, though. Same as it isn't the place for personal ads or showing off from anyone.
 

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I fear I may not fit in with many of the ladies here, but, well, I think I may be quite different from most of them. First let me say this is not knocking anyone; I have learned to let people be themselves without any harsh comments. But, let's face it, I am 68 years old: this probably makes me 30 - 50 years older than most of the ladies on here. I grew up with black and white TV's that only got 3 stations. I didn't touch a calculator until I was in my 20's and all it did was add, subtract, multiply and divide. I have very little concept of a lot of social media: I'm not on facebook or twitter.

But I have had relationships - good and bad. I have had sex with well over 1,000 men. I am bisexual. I have had sex with over 100 women. I have done porn before many of the ladies on here reached puberty. I am married to a cuckolded husband who pushes me to have sex with others, male and female. My first porn was posted on-line nearly 20 years ago. I have been porn blogging for the last 10 years. I've had taboo sexual relationships (read into that what you will). God, I've seen it all.

Don't get me wrong - I enjoy the acerbic wit of many of the ladies here. But I won't join that. I have nothing to prove to anyone, male or female. I've been there and done that more times than most of you can imagine. I'll say it again: I'm 68 years old, have been in porn for nearly 20 years, and I am here because I love big hard cocks, cum, and precum and I like to think my body can still influence a guy to get to those points. I went through a period after I divorced my first husband where I was a complete cougar and vestiges remain: I do have a thing for much younger cocks. But I have had lovers in their 70's who were awesome, too.

I know a lot of you will yell: PROVE IT! Fuck that. I've proven it more times than many of you have years. If you want proof then visit my page at boobpedia under my original porn name: martiddds (listed under natural H cup tits). Want video proof: google that same porn name: martiddds. Most of those videos are over 15 years old: my tits have gotten bigger since then due to weight gain and other factors, which I will explain in time.

I guess I'm trying to be a bit preemptive here. I've been in other porn forums and have found that there isn't much place for a 68 year old woman. I'm hoping LPSG will be different.

Please, just let me enjoy viewing and interacting with all the nice guys and cocks here. If you don't like me or think there's no place for an older woman here or think I'm full of shit or wish I'd go away - just keep it to yourself. These cocks are a wonderful fantasy for me as I near an age when I'll turn all this off.

However, if you're a guy who does like much older women, please let me know. I'd love to hear from you.

Kisses,
Marti (OYO)

What part of any of all of that has to do with women's issues, other than the fact that you have taken issue with the women on this forum for... no reason? I don't get it. What are you accomplishing with this thread other than alienating yourself for no reason other then to grab some initial attention? I'm lost as to what the point of that entire tirade was?

I do find it ironic that nearing the end you seem to sort of get to a point, and your point is for the other women here to keep their opinions to themselves. Does that not apply to you? Hey! Great first impression though! :no_mouth:
 

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I fear I may not fit in with many of the ladies here, but, well, I think I may be quite different from most of them. First let me say this is not knocking anyone; I have learned to let people be themselves without any harsh comments. But, let's face it, I am 68 years old: this probably makes me 30 - 50 years older than most of the ladies on here. I grew up with black and white TV's that only got 3 stations. I didn't touch a calculator until I was in my 20's and all it did was add, subtract, multiply and divide. I have very little concept of a lot of social media: I'm not on facebook or twitter.

But I have had relationships - good and bad. I have had sex with well over 1,000 men. I am bisexual. I have had sex with over 100 women. I have done porn before many of the ladies on here reached puberty. I am married to a cuckolded husband who pushes me to have sex with others, male and female. My first porn was posted on-line nearly 20 years ago. I have been porn blogging for the last 10 years. I've had taboo sexual relationships (read into that what you will). God, I've seen it all.

Don't get me wrong - I enjoy the acerbic wit of many of the ladies here. But I won't join that. I have nothing to prove to anyone, male or female. I've been there and done that more times than most of you can imagine. I'll say it again: I'm 68 years old, have been in porn for nearly 20 years, and I am here because I love big hard cocks, cum, and precum and I like to think my body can still influence a guy to get to those points. I went through a period after I divorced my first husband where I was a complete cougar and vestiges remain: I do have a thing for much younger cocks. But I have had lovers in their 70's who were awesome, too.

I know a lot of you will yell: PROVE IT! Fuck that. I've proven it more times than many of you have years. If you want proof then visit my page at boobpedia under my original porn name: martiddds (listed under natural H cup tits). Want video proof: google that same porn name: martiddds. Most of those videos are over 15 years old: my tits have gotten bigger since then due to weight gain and other factors, which I will explain in time.

I guess I'm trying to be a bit preemptive here. I've been in other porn forums and have found that there isn't much place for a 68 year old woman. I'm hoping LPSG will be different.

Please, just let me enjoy viewing and interacting with all the nice guys and cocks here. If you don't like me or think there's no place for an older woman here or think I'm full of shit or wish I'd go away - just keep it to yourself. These cocks are a wonderful fantasy for me as I near an age when I'll turn all this off.

However, if you're a guy who does like much older women, please let me know. I'd love to hear from you.

Kisses,
Marti (OYO)
Look lady. Your insecurities and fears concerning entering a community with much younger women are only one woman's issue, not a women's issue.

Everything you wrote could just as easily have been left to demonstration rather than lengthy, played-out exposition. No one here gives a flying fuck about your decades as an adult entertainer. Sounds empowering to me, whether or not we would have made the same choices. The only people here who care, just want to pick your brain or masturbate to your library of work.

It may not be what you say you intended, but all you've done is come across as an unnecessarily nasty bitch. I'm going to assume that isn't your primary objective. And that's because I have my own long history of work in adult entertainment and participation on adult message boards. So, I know what you wanted.

Nothing seems to excite some men more than what the youngsters today call a "pick-me" female. That's the one who goes out of her way to be at odds with the other women around, the one who will do anything to present as whatever fantasy seems sought by the nearest guy around. That's you. And that's fine. It doesn't make you a terrible person. It just makes you someone I likely wouldn't run into much around here because we won't have the same interests. When I would have run into you, I expect you'd have been all "Pick me! Pick me!" and I would have called you thirsty behind your back and no one would have been the wiser. But this? This is offensive. The most offensive piece was you pretending that the offensiveness was unintentional. I may be young enough to be your daughter, but my mother didn't raise any simple bitches, Ma'am.

Go on. Do you. Not only do I have no motive to interfere with your agenda, I have neither the means nor the time. I'm sure that's true for a lot of the ladies here.

Welcome to the LPSG. I hope you find what you came for.
 

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Why the holy fuck is this posted in WI?
If you don’t want to be on the radar, stay low.

What I’m reading is an aging sex worker with attitude.
Honey, bless your heart.
But you aren’t so much older than I, and I have a few contemporaries here.

But thanks for the lesson in tacky ageism.
 

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Upon a second reading of the original post I have one thing to add: no one here is competing for most sexually experienced person. I don't know why you feel like you had to bring up how experienced you are and how we likely haven't done as much. It's presumptuous and uncalled for.

I'm not going to compare my sexual history to some random chick on the internet who seems to have something to prove to herself. I'm not 68... But I'm grown enough to know how fucking childish that is

ETA: is this person gonna return to their dumpster-fire of a thread any time soon?
 

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to the OP: you are different, very different by the definition of what general society may have placed on what a woman should be; let alone from your opinions. you've probably done more than many women combined. i certainly applaud your candor and honesty.

i think it's hard to convey your experiences to the rest of us, especially the ladies, unless they've lived your life and/or are around your age. no way you can divulge and/or articulate 68 years of your experiences in one post without coming off totally misunderstood, potentially arrogant, somewhat ignorant, and/or perhaps disrespectful, plus sounding like a possible know-it-all. as you said, you grew up in a different era of time and things do become different over time.

i believe the acerbic wit of all the "real" ladies here most likely comes from the way they are treated by the men here whether for better or for worse. i can't even begin to imagine the bombardment of men that these lades have to forego each day here. i, as a guy, can totally understand if the women here act as they do.

it also sounds like you have been through a lot and also were expecting some negative incoming comments already by some of your own wording. i've learned that when it comes to porn forums (or any forum for that matter) or the internet, your demographic doesn't really matter or mean much as on the internet you can be how you want to be (not to say that you are not real and genuine). it's the nature of the internet.

so lastly, i say welcome, and enjoy yourself here. if you like big hard cocks, there's plenty here to go around. sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. i'm sure you will get lotsa attention here with your last remark on asking for the guys to reach out... and they will.
 
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Personally I don't have a dog, a dick or in this instance a massive tit in this fight.

Timing is everything. By your own admission you claim to know little about social media from the statement "I have very little concept of a lot of social media: I'm not on facebook or twitter."

However again by your own admission you have multiple Blogs, Xhamster, Pornhub, Zoig, etc accounts; so how the hell does that work? You know about Zoig, but not Facebook?

Your being here is more than likely not a coincidence as you went hot oddly enough when Tumblr fell into ts shit storm last week and accounts started getting zapped.

If you really are legit why are you in here fucking with the ladies straight off the blocks, when you allege to be here for the dick?

Your intro here is a trollish slugfest? Really?

You like cock, you're Gold; open the galleries and look at the pretty pictures. Hit the chat room show off your jugs and watch all the hard ons you like.

Life is short I am old too so spare me; so don't be a pissed off troll because of it.
 

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@Marti Big Tits: Welcome to LPSG. I hope you enjoy your time here. I'm amazed by your "insight" of LPSG with only three posts since you joined Friday.

I've read your OP several times. And I'm still confused by all the conflicting "information" in your OP. But hey, it's LPSG, and it's not the first time... but if your OP is any indicator of the quality of future postings from you...not sure how much enjoyment you will have here. But that's solely up to YOU.

Is this your first foray to this site? Because for a newbie, you sure seem to have formed quite the opinion about LPSG. How about you elaborate how you came to form such strong negative opinions about the women who post here for someone who joined Friday? Ya know, help us better understand where you are coming from...some perspective about your opinion.

Because for me, someone who's been here going on 7 years now, my experience here is totally opposite of your contention. And from the posts that followed yours, I see I'm not by myself.

But here's my main takeaway from reading your OP: For someone who claims to be so sex-positive, doesn't care about what people think, etc., you sure come across, IMO, as massively and extremely insecure.

What's that about? I've found it never helpful to paint with the broad brush of generalizations. Which you did when you said you hope LPSG isn't like other sites you've utilized. Why not just peruse this site and then form an opinion? Perhaps you've been here before under a different name?

So, how about this for you going forward: You do you. Nobody does it better. You claim you've got it going on on so many levels. Congrats. Enjoy. Be all you can be.

But please don't make sweeping generalizations about a group of posters. It's not becoming. At least until you've spent some time getting to know the site, and its "flavor". Right now you seem to be somewhat bitter. About what, I can't tell. It's almost like you are mad about something? Or perhaps, as I wondered above, you've been here before?

Here's the beauty of LPSG--lots and lots of forums for you to peruse and enjoy around LPSG. Women's Issues doesn't need to be one you participate in. Especially when you pretty much bashed your fellow females in your OP. For what? What reaction were you expecting?

You got off on the wrong foot. Only YOU can make it right. At a minimum, you owe the women here a collective huge apology. For generalizing and assuming and insulting folks you don't even know. Unless you've been here before...
 
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Welcome and enjoy the site. That's some stall you've laid out there! You certainly know how to establish your points of difference ;) Hope you'll hang around here and personally I'd be interested in any stories or insights you'd like to share from what sounds like a full and interesting life.
 

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I am not going to welcome you to the site.

You shat all over us, so why should I kiss your ass?

Not happening.

You are different from the other ladies here. They don't throw around bullshit assumptions about entire groups of people.
 

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This reminds me of a Wild West movie where the new gunslinger in town goes into the bar and punches the biggest, baddest MFer in the face and says I'm here.

First of all, welcome to the site. Secondly, we tend not to generalize around here, and we usually call others hands on it when they do. You just did.

There's no competition here. I am about as different from the rest of the women as you are. And each one is about as different from the rest as I am. And if you're running for the position of General Female Spokeswoman then you'll have to enter into the primaries first. I've been running for years, but I only have two votes so far: mine and my husband.

And if you become fortunate enough to meet up with someone on this site and you two (or three or more, no judging) hit it off, then fantastic for you! I hope you respect any relationships they may already have.

Finally, you're welcome to join in any thread you're allowed in. Likewise, you're welcome to refuse to participate anywhere in which you do not feel comfortable. There are many posts where I express my opinion, but even more where I don't feel like my voice would add to the discussion or I feel uncomfortable being a part of.

Just mind the Terms and Rules and live and let live. I promise I'll do the same.

This is a free site, but remember free speech is not free of consequences.
 

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Upon a second reading of the original post I have one thing to add: no one here is competing for most sexually experienced person. I don't know why you feel like you had to bring up how experienced you are and how we likely haven't done as much. It's presumptuous and uncalled for.

I'm not going to compare my sexual history to some random chick on the internet who seems to have something to prove to herself. I'm not 68... But I'm grown enough to know how fucking childish that is

ETA: is this person gonna return to their dumpster-fire of a thread any time soon?
I don’t think she’s coming back. Most people who take a shit all over everyone only return from a distance to admire their handiwork. I’m sure she’s quite happy to read the responses and never reply. She’s “different” from the rest of us, remember. :joy:
 
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This reminds me of a YouTube video I saw recently. It's called Girls Who "Aren't Like Other Girls" from a channel named Joinen. It's about women who are really pretentious about "being different", throwing shade/being judgemental as fuck about others, etc.

I'm not linking it because I don't know for sure ages of anyone that was featured, but it's worth a potential peek.