Maybe i'm a bit different?

[TinyPrincess]

I fear I may not fit in with many of the ladies here, but, well, I think I may be quite different from most of them. First let me say this is not knocking anyone; I have learned to let people be themselves without any harsh comments. But, let's face it, I am 68 years old: this probably makes me 30 - 50 years older than most of the ladies on here. I grew up with black and white TV's that only got 3 stations. I didn't touch a calculator until I was in my 20's and all it did was add, subtract, multiply and divide. I have very little concept of a lot of social media: I'm not on facebook or twitter.

But I have had relationships - good and bad. I have had sex with well over 1,000 men. I am bisexual. I have had sex with over 100 women. I have done porn before many of the ladies on here reached puberty. I am married to a cuckolded husband who pushes me to have sex with others, male and female. My first porn was posted on-line nearly 20 years ago. I have been porn blogging for the last 10 years. I've had taboo sexual relationships (read into that what you will). God, I've seen it all.

Don't get me wrong - I enjoy the acerbic wit of many of the ladies here. But I won't join that. I have nothing to prove to anyone, male or female. I've been there and done that more times than most of you can imagine. I'll say it again: I'm 68 years old, have been in porn for nearly 20 years, and I am here because I love big hard cocks, cum, and precum and I like to think my body can still influence a guy to get to those points. I went through a period after I divorced my first husband where I was a complete cougar and vestiges remain: I do have a thing for much younger cocks. But I have had lovers in their 70's who were awesome, too.

I know a lot of you will yell: PROVE IT! Fuck that. I've proven it more times than many of you have years. If you want proof then visit my page at boobpedia under my original porn name: martiddds (listed under natural H cup tits). Want video proof: google that same porn name: martiddds. Most of those videos are over 15 years old: my tits have gotten bigger since then due to weight gain and other factors, which I will explain in time.

I guess I'm trying to be a bit preemptive here. I've been in other porn forums and have found that there isn't much place for a 68 year old woman. I'm hoping LPSG will be different.

Please, just let me enjoy viewing and interacting with all the nice guys and cocks here. If you don't like me or think there's no place for an older woman here or think I'm full of shit or wish I'd go away - just keep it to yourself. These cocks are a wonderful fantasy for me as I near an age when I'll turn all this off.

However, if you're a guy who does like much older women, please let me know. I'd love to hear from you.

Kisses,
Marti (OYO)

For proof you might want to provide a picture or two not already flooding the internet. Just saying...

 

[thirteenbyseven]

For proof you might want to provide a picture or two not already flooding the internet. Just saying...

It's too late TinyPrincess. She's starred in a slew of online X-rated videos like The Mammaries That Ate Cleveland and the blockbuster sequel Thanks For the Mammaries. In her defense they are really big breasts.

 

[TinyPrincess]

It's too late TinyPrincess. She's starred in a slew of online X-rated videos like The Mammaries That Ate Cleveland and the blockbuster sequel Thanks For the Mammaries. In her defense they are really big breasts.

Not diminishing her blockbuster stardom or her boobs. Just saying a fresh picture or two might be a better proof than a link to old videos.

 

[286798]

ETA: is this person gonna return to their dumpster-fire of a thread any time soon?

Probably not. I'm guessing he is probably getting flooded with PMs... mission accomplished.

 

[950483]

Bizarre that a 68 year old woman of the world who has spent her life smashing gender stereotypes wouldn't know what a women's issue was.

Equally bizarre that you've managed to reach the age of 68 without accruing a few social skills.

Do you really have anything to gain by making a grand dramatic entrance, and casting yourself as the victim of ageism and whatever else before even interacting with people on the site? Oh, hang on - yes you probably do. Carry on then. Make sure you read the site rules! To be honest, I don't think there's much competition for dicks on here amongst the regular female posters, so knock yourself out.

I'm sort of glad you're here. I'm just old enough to vaguely remember Dynasty , so I think you might be fun to have around the place.

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[Tight_N_Juicy]

Probably not.

Yeah, I'm not holding my breath.

The goal here was obvious and annoying. Put the rest of the women here down and brag about sexual experiences as though they are "accomplishments".

It must be pretty fucking horrible to have lived 68 years and still be completely insecure.

 

[liquiss]

Personally I don't have a dog, a dick or in this instance a massive tit in this fight.

That shit made me laugh out loud. Good show my fine man, good show!

 

[Enid]

I am just quoting this here. Because her original post kinda reminds me of a low rent version of this. Also, she is probably not a sociopath. This passage is from Gone Girl. It really is a great book. I loved it because at first I LOVED Amy and then I'm like omg she is awful. I did read it before the movie and without knowing the twist.




Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl. Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

 

[185248]

I fear I may not fit in with many of the ladies here, but, well, I think I may be quite different from most of them. First let me say this is not knocking anyone; I have learned to let people be themselves without any harsh comments. But, let's face it, I am 68 years old: this probably makes me 30 - 50 years older than most of the ladies on here. I grew up with black and white TV's that only got 3 stations. I didn't touch a calculator until I was in my 20's and all it did was add, subtract, multiply and divide. I have very little concept of a lot of social media: I'm not on facebook or twitter.

But I have had relationships - good and bad. I have had sex with well over 1,000 men. I am bisexual. I have had sex with over 100 women. I have done porn before many of the ladies on here reached puberty. I am married to a cuckolded husband who pushes me to have sex with others, male and female. My first porn was posted on-line nearly 20 years ago. I have been porn blogging for the last 10 years. I've had taboo sexual relationships (read into that what you will). God, I've seen it all.

Don't get me wrong - I enjoy the acerbic wit of many of the ladies here. But I won't join that. I have nothing to prove to anyone, male or female. I've been there and done that more times than most of you can imagine. I'll say it again: I'm 68 years old, have been in porn for nearly 20 years, and I am here because I love big hard cocks, cum, and precum and I like to think my body can still influence a guy to get to those points. I went through a period after I divorced my first husband where I was a complete cougar and vestiges remain: I do have a thing for much younger cocks. But I have had lovers in their 70's who were awesome, too.

I know a lot of you will yell: PROVE IT! Fuck that. I've proven it more times than many of you have years. If you want proof then visit my page at boobpedia under my original porn name: martiddds (listed under natural H cup tits). Want video proof: google that same porn name: martiddds. Most of those videos are over 15 years old: my tits have gotten bigger since then due to weight gain and other factors, which I will explain in time.

I guess I'm trying to be a bit preemptive here. I've been in other porn forums and have found that there isn't much place for a 68 year old woman. I'm hoping LPSG will be different.

Please, just let me enjoy viewing and interacting with all the nice guys and cocks here. If you don't like me or think there's no place for an older woman here or think I'm full of shit or wish I'd go away - just keep it to yourself. These cocks are a wonderful fantasy for me as I near an age when I'll turn all this off.

However, if you're a guy who does like much older women, please let me know. I'd love to hear from you.

Kisses,
Marti (OYO)

I be 61 in March. Your old enough to speak your mind....I think If you be 68...good onya for at least visiting and commenting.

Yup, LPSG is different. We all seem to be in search of something. I've found it, but others are less receptive.....hahahahhaahahahaaaa

Enjoy your time here, the best part about this place and the reason why it has lasted so long............is not every one agrees with everyone. Enjoy the individuality of it all.

PS, don't get tied up in the political forums.....it's a definite flat line to

 

[185248]

By the way.........I'm able to take you on a journey to Oblivion and back if your mind is capable.

But you being an old gal, don't want to put ya into a coma or something .

Have fun.