Missing SOCKS?

[helgaleena]

I've been finding socks years later, folded inside other things I stored away. I think they fall in love with something with a lot of electricity, like wool or silk, or a great big blanket, and they follow it home.

 

[Pandora77]

I once found a sock in the pocket of a pair of Jeans I washed it with. Weird, seeing how tight those pockets are.........:biggrin1:

I've been finding socks years later, folded inside other things I stored away. I think they fall in love with something with a lot of electricity, like wool or silk, or a great big blanket, and they follow it home.

 

[The Dragon]

Even worse is when you dive into a pair of trousers you just yanked out of the drier only to notice half way though the day that a black lace thong has been sticking out of the end of trouser leg..no doubt adhered by static cling.

 

[willow78]

I've been finding socks years later, folded inside other things I stored away. I think they fall in love with something with a lot of electricity, like wool or silk, or a great big blanket, and they follow it home.

It's perfectly natural - I've been known to fall in love with blankets. I like to snuggle up with them on cold Winter nights. Very cold here in Australia at the moment - tonight I'll be having a FOURSOME!

 

[sexualnapalm]

I have quite the love affair with one of my blankets. It was knit with cuddles just for me!!!!

It's perfectly natural - I've been known to fall in love with blankets. I like to snuggle up with them on cold Winter nights. Very cold here in Australia at the moment - tonight I'll be having a FOURSOME!

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

The dog steals them, and by time you find them, they've been stretched or have holes chewed in them!

My new stray "Roadie" loved socks. If I don't keep my bedroom door closed, she gets them and smarly parades around with them. She hopefully is over the chewing-up stage.

Not that I am unclean, but I don't see how she stands them. :redface:

 

[Hoss]

Where do they disappear?

Yet another Clinton Presidency mystery, whatever happened to Socks?

 

[VernalTiger]

They move into a parallel dimension when the washing machine goes into spin cycle... There, they coalesce into an asteroid ring around a planet. Simple, really.

 

[ronin001]

Ok!
I seriously hope that those gnomes, fairies and gods don`t live in her culo! :biggrin1:

Patch does have a GREAT Culo, I would not mind living there

 

[D_Sam Rockswell]

I'm gonna go with unicorns, smurfs, or of course double rainbows.

 

[MrToolhung]

The dryer eats them!