Most embarrassing place you've gotten a boner?

On a flight back from Hong Kong a few years ago - I was freeballing in a pair of Under Armour shorts and the landing was unexpectedly bumpy, which caused a rather uncontrollable hard-on that wouldn't go away!

I had to cover myself with a blanket the entire time we were on the taxiway! :joy:
 
Being so big, when soft, it always looks as if I have a boner. Because I am a shower, it doesn't grow that much when it gets hard.

Maybe others are embarrassed by my boner or bulge; I am not though. I am always amused by their reactions though.
 
well my strangest pardon.was I was taking a shower at my in laws. the shower curtain opened. in stepped my father in law.he was chubbed up already.next thing I know there goes mine into full on hardon.then he says I was always wondering what she was getting.
 
At the doctors'. I always seem to get a semi during that part of the exam. Even if I masturbate right before I go. Some are professional and just go about the exam. Some female doctors though have been noticeably rattled and rush through the exam. The last one a few weeks ago was in such a hurry to finish that she ended up knocking into my partial boner with her hands as she was pulling away from the hernia check. Lol.
 
At the dentist while getting work done. No reason for it, it just happened.
And in that position I had no way to hide it without drawing attention to it. So I had no choice
but to wait it out. I still have no idea if the dentist or assistant noticed.
 
So. I have nightshift right now. There is nothing to do for me now. Everyone of my patients is sleeping. So i thought i look on LPSG & stumbled across this thread.
so i have a embarrassing boner in this very minute. My colleague sits right next to me.
thank you guys haha
 
So. I have nightshift right now. There is nothing to do for me now. Everyone of my patients is sleeping. So i thought i look on LPSG & stumbled across this thread.
so i have a embarrassing boner in this very minute. My colleague sits right next to me.
thank you guys haha
Reminded me of a time in the hospital when I woke upe in the middle of the night and the male nurse and I had a great time.
 
During a presentation at work for no apparent reason. I’m naturally a ”grow-er”, not a “show-er”, thus I can usually wear tight jeans without getting to much attention to my crotch. However, that day, all the attention moved from the keynotes on the screen to my physiological awkward experience.
 
I wrote this on the physical thread. But now I added something I forgot to add, since I was in a hurry:

I had an MRI on my back on Monday. I hadn't had one before, so I didn't know what to expect. I sat down and noticed that the place was filled with a very young attendant staff, the young men wearing their tight scrubs which really emphasized their asses. Many had visible brief lines; they were beautiful. I was called in by a young man who took me to a changing room. He told me to take off my clothes, leaving on my socks, shoes, and underwear. I thought it would be like a ct scan with me being fully dressed except for metal objects. I made sure there was no metal on any of my clothes. So, I did what he told me, but I wasn't wearing underwear. At least I would have the gown on. It was one of those that tied in the front, but had so many ties that I couldn't figure out, so I didn't tie the inside, just the outside, since I was fully covered. I got called to the room by a middle-aged man with a heavy accent. He told me he was from Poland, so he hoped I could understand him. I lay down on the table, put in the ear plugs, and was put into the machine. I don't know how many of you have had MRIs before, but there is a nice heat coming off the table and a noise which slightly shakes the table. I relaxed, as the exam proceeded. There was nothing to do but close my eyes and fantasize about the hot staff I had seen, imagining I took off their scrubs, bent them over in a row, and went down the row eating all of their tight asses. The combination of the heat, vibration, and fantasy was stimulating until, I felt myself getting excited. Once it starts, you can't stop. I ended up full mast, my erection tenting my hospital gown. It lasted for several minutes; there was no way anyone could miss it. The test ended and, thankfully, I was just a little chubbed, but still enough that, when he helped me off the table, my gown opened ( since it opened in the front) and my semi-hard dick and freshly shaved balls and groin were open to his sight. He was already glancing down, since he was holding my hand to help me down. I got off the table and the examiner said, I'm glad that you enjoyed the test. So many people don't." I was really embarrassed and vowed that if I ever had to have another test, I would wear tight underwear. Uh oh, I have an appt with my doctor's assistant the middle of next week for STI swabs and a prostate exam. I guess I don't have to wear underwear for those, since I'll be naked below the waist anyway.
 
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I wrote this on the physical thread. But now I added something I forgot to add, since I was in a hurry:

I had an MRI on my back on Monday. I hadn't had one before, so I didn't know what to expect. I sat down and noticed that the place was filled with a very young attendant staff, the young men wearing their tight scrubs which really emphasized their asses. Many had visible brief lines; they were beautiful. I was called in by a young man who took me to a changing room. He told me to take off my clothes, leaving on my socks, shoes, and underwear. I thought it would be like a ct scan with me being fully dressed except for metal objects. I made sure there was no metal on any of my clothes. So, I did what he told me, but I wasn't wearing underwear. At least I would have the gown on. It was one of those that tied in the front, but had so many ties that I couldn't figure out, so I didn't tie the inside, just the outside, since I was fully covered. I got called to the room by a middle-aged man with a heavy accent. He told me he was from Poland, so he hoped I could understand him. I lay down on the table, put in the ear plugs, and was put into the machine. I don't know how many of you have had MRIs before, but there is a nice heat coming off the table and a noise which slightly shakes the table. I relaxed, as the exam proceeded. There was nothing to do but close my eyes and fantasize about the hot staff I had seen, imagining I took off their scrubs, bent them over in a row, and went down the row eating all of their tight asses. The combination of the heat, vibration, and fantasy was stimulating until, I felt myself getting excited. Once it starts, you can't stop. I ended up full mast, my erection tenting my hospital gown. It lasted for several minutes; there was no way anyone could miss it. The test ended and, thankfully, I was just a little chubbed, but still enough that, when he helped me off the table, my gown opened ( since it opened in the front) and my semi-hard dick and freshly shaved balls and groin were open to his sight. He was already glancing down, since he was holding my hand to help me down. I got off the table and the examiner said, I'm glad that you enjoyed the test. So many people don't." I was really embarrassed and vowed that if I ever had to have another test, I would wear tight underwear. Uh oh, I have an appt with my doctor's assistant the middle of next week for STI swabs and a prostate exam. I guess I don't have to wear underwear for those, since I'll be naked below the waist anyway.
the real question is if your beast is captured in the MRI image, and what the doctor will say when he reviews it!
 
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the real question is if your beast is captured in the MRI image, and what the doctor will say when he reviews it!

Thanks for the compliment about " The Beast," but, it's more like " Son of The Beast." Unfortunately for this one, the technician would have been the only one who got a glimpse of it. And he hasn't called to ask me out yet.
 
I think there is something about airports! Was wearing sweats and got a boner carrying luggage on the way to the flight, got the most raging boner for no reason. Although I am small sized I remember looking down an being horrified how obvious it looked sticking out and upwards making it obviously a boner. If anyone looked and saw I dont doubt it would have been obviously a boner.

Another time was public swimming pool, was waiting behind a small line to get in. Could feel a boner coming on so took evasive action just to immediately get in the pool into a live swim lane :D

I can sometimes get away with semi because I am quite small sized but as soon as it becomes raging and there is the "upwards curve" in the bulge then its an obvious boner.
 
I think there is something about airports! Was wearing sweats and got a boner carrying luggage on the way to the flight, got the most raging boner for no reason. Although I am small sized I remember looking down an being horrified how obvious it looked sticking out and upwards making it obviously a boner. If anyone looked and saw I dont doubt it would have been obviously a boner.

Another time was public swimming pool, was waiting behind a small line to get in. Could feel a boner coming on so took evasive action just to immediately get in the pool into a live swim lane :D

I can sometimes get away with semi because I am quite small sized but as soon as it becomes raging and there is the "upwards curve" in the bulge then its an obvious boner.
That’s another reason I like to wear leggings or tights especially in the long lines at the airports, at least if your cock starts to pulsate and grow you can place it downwards and let it grow thicker most others just see the outline of your meat and it looks flaccid at the same time unless the cockhead leaves a wet spot that’s visible
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I was at work daydreaming about sex, my boss asks me a question and got a full look at my bulge as I turned around. At the time I didn’t think my bulges were noticeable. I found out differently when he told me about it months later at a party
 
Inappropriate place is easy for me: at a funeral. I won’t even try to justify it!!!
It happened to me some weeks ago at a funeral. I was " speeching" at thé front. Telling some memories. My cock for no reason, became hard as rock. It was very visible in my jeans as my cock is girthy and curved.
I felt very embarassed.