Most Penises Are Somehow Abnormal?

[RegularJohn]

I saw this comment (seemingly by a woman) in a Jezebel article last night:

I’ve seen my and your share of penises. The thing I’ve come to realize is, most are ‘abnormal’ in some way. I try to predict size/shape/structure before I sleep with someone and it’s nearly impossible.

Most are ‘abnormal’?! Do you agree with that assessment? I’m tempted to ask the OP to clarify, but that article’s comments section is pretty quiet.

 

[286798]

Nope. Not that I've seen that many, but they all were basically the same... some a little longer/shorter, some a little thicker/thinner, etc. But pretty similar.

 

[LaFemme]

Um, no? If she meant unique, maybe. But a penis is pretty much a penis. Some curve, some might narrow at the end, some are thicker, but a penis is still a penis.

 

[rtg]

What they said

 

[MickeyLee]

Take a look at the galleries. More dicks than most women will see in a life time. Most are pretty indistinguishable from the next. Some mild variations on a basic model.

 

[918177]

The men I have encountered have been abnormal to some degree.

Their dicks have been bog standard nomal equipment.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I saw this comment (seemingly by a woman) in a Jezebel article last night:

I’ve seen my and your share of penises. The thing I’ve come to realize is, most are ‘abnormal’ in some way. I try to predict size/shape/structure before I sleep with someone and it’s nearly impossible.

Most are ‘abnormal’?! Do you agree with that assessment? I’m tempted to ask the OP to clarify, but that article’s comments section is pretty quiet.

We could only surmise in context.

Not a hive mind, et al.

 

[693987]

I've yet to see a penis in person that I thought was abnormal. I've definitely seen some on here that looked diseased, malformed, etc. The malformed ones generally are pumping gone wrong or injections.

 

[MickeyLee]

Yeah, there some Ripley's Believe It or Not dicks on this site. Most of are the gnarlier peens seem to suffer from self inflicted injuries.

I wish that you would step back from that pumping ledge my friend..

 

[LaFemme]

Ooh, yes. The dreaded pumping/injections/jelqing penis. Bloated, disfigured, bumpy... Dr. Frankenpeen’s Monster and the hanging Igors they call their balls. *shudder* Fortunately, haven’t had to deal with any of those except here. Why some of these guys feel the need to deform themselves is so beyond me.

 

[Spartan727]

I love the $10k 10” challenge some of the picks
Oh my.... I have no clue where they learned to measure, it is funny...


The damage of excessive pumping is unbelievable, painful to see.

 

[Spartan727]

Pretty normal looking

 

[Scarletbegonia]

^^^
Mic drop.

 

[950483]

The penis enlargement section of this site is indeed harrowing. I avoid it completely. I have no idea what I'd do if I encountered one of those in real life, it's the stuff of nightmares. Probably hit it and run away screaming.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I have seen a few one might consider abnormal. Hypospadias. Phimosis. Seen some outrageous consequences of routine infant circ. Scar more than halfway down the shaft. And one that had six flat planes, a pointy top, and resembled a dreidel. I've seen incredibly long foreskin too. Sir, did your nearsided aunty knit this thing for you? I saw one with a curve so pronounced it looked like bathroom plumbing. Some of those struck me as weird. Most of them were extra sexy and appealing to me. Hypospadias escaped my notice until I learned what they were and realized retrospectively I had seen them. Phimosis didn't look different, just required extra caution. Oh, there was one that got circumscised in the middle of our relationship. It was hideous. Looked angry, like it had been telling someone off at the top of its voice. Looked raw, like it had been scrubbed with bleach and a brush. After a few years it looked normal again.

Mostly, all the dicks just looked like dicks.

 

[RegularJohn]

Thanks for all the responses. I asked the OP to explain further, but (as expected) she’s ignored the question, and I don’t think an answer is coming.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I have seen a few one might consider abnormal. Hypospadias. Phimosis. Seen some outrageous consequences of routine infant circ. Scar more than halfway down the shaft. And one that had six flat planes, a pointy top, and resembled a dreidel. I've seen incredibly long foreskin too. Sir, did your nearsided aunty knit this thing for you? I saw one with a curve so pronounced it looked like bathroom plumbing. Some of those struck me as weird. Most of them were extra sexy and appealing to me. Hypospadias escaped my notice until I learned what they were and realized retrospectively I had seen them. Phimosis didn't look different, just required extra caution. Oh, there was one that got circumscised in the middle of our relationship. It was hideous. Looked angry, like it had been telling someone off at the top of its voice. Looked raw, like it had been scrubbed with bleach and a brush. After a few years it looked normal again.

Mostly, all the dicks just looked like dicks.

Great. You ruined Hanukkah.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Great. You ruined Hanukkah.

I'm pretty sure some overzealous mohel ruined Hanukkah.

 

[LaFemme]

Thanks for all the responses. I asked the OP to explain further, but (as expected) she’s ignored the question, and I don’t think an answer is coming.

That’s weird. I hope she meant unique and not abnormal. Or maybe she’s one of those women who thinks penises are not that attractive? Some women do.

I think each is kind of unique, but again not, if that makes sense. But abnormal? Unless a guy’s been messing with it, not so much.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

That’s weird. I hope she meant unique and not abnormal. Or maybe she’s one of those women who thinks penises are not that attractive? Some women do.

I think each is kind of unique, but again not, if that makes sense. But abnormal? Unless a guy’s been messing with it, not so much.

It could be using a word incorrectly.
With the death of journalism and the default to televised gossip posing as politics, most writers online are merely that, not crafters of fact based anything.
Jezebel has a lot of that.