My Dick is sooooo...

[rageboy]

...BIG I use it as a trans-Altantic Liner.

 

[rageboy]

<PE practioner>
My Dick is sooooo...
... 8 inches ago.

 

[rageboy]

You ever hear of your mama jokes. Like that except you can be self-deprecating or self-precating :=)

 

[jeff black]

You ever hear of your mama jokes. Like that except you can be self-deprecating or self-precating :=)

I get it... How funny.

.........sore, from all this masturbating.

 

[chicagosam]

My dick is sooooo BIG it enters the room about an hour before I do.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

My dick is SOOOOOOOOO non existent.

 

[rageboy]

Priming the pump s'more.

My Dick is soooo big... thatTattooedMamaMeg and ChicagoSam can climb on board and there is still room for JeffBlack and his BF and their momma's.:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[Pecker]

My dick is sooooooo big....

I have to have escort cars with flashing yellow lights when I drive down the road.

 

[biguy2738]

My dick is soooo.......
......hard when it's stands at attention, I have a bullet proof vest.

 

[chicagosam]

My dick is sooooooo big people from LA walk over it to get to Sydney.

 

[basketbulge]

My dick is sooooo...

accustomed to the feel of yer Daddy's tongue,
it gets raging hard every time he licks his lips!

 

[meatpackingbubba]

My dick is so small...

you can use it as a toothpick to remove my pubic hairs from your teeth after you blow me.

 

[Pecker]

My dick is soooooo big ...

when I step into my foyer I open the door across the street.

 

[biguy2738]

You guys are a riot!

My dick is sooo...

temperamental. Some days its up, other days its down.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

My man's dick is SOOOO big he can fuck me and get a blow-job at the same time....

 

[Mattsdong]

My dick is soooooo big...

that Ahab, were he rendered a non-fictional charactor would surely stand upon his mast crows nest and lob mighty harpoons at it

 

[AlbertCunning]

My dick is soooooo big...

that Ahab, were he rendered a non-fictional charactor would surely stand upon his mast crows nest and lob mighty harpoons at it

Now that's hilarious.

My dick is soooo....

BIG, that the universe had to start expanding billions of years ahead.
(...to make room for it, I'm suggesting here...)

 

[MonsterUncut]

My dick is soooo big,

If you open your mouth, look in the mirror while I'm fucking you, you can see the head with each thrust....

Peace

 

[D_alex8]

You ever hear of your mama jokes.

My dick is your mama, bitch. :saevil:

 

[AlbertCunning]

My dick is soooo...

pedagogic: it wants you all to know that the universe started expanding more than 13 billion years ago.
and bragging: that it wasn't a day to soon!