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[madame_zora]

Originally posted by surferboy@Sep 21 2005, 05:06 AM
P.S. You two can totally do whatcha want with me, Jana and Tilly

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Alrighty then Tilly, let's get him! You bite that cheek and I'll bite this one! :evilgrin:

 

[tillyrox]

:yourock:

Sounds good, it would be quite a show, lol

Tilly

 

[bobbyrobbo]

Hey Surferboy!

Good to have you back. Love to read your posts. As I said in the topic started before about how cool is Surferboy, I think you rock. Always something interesting to say and always good to look at. Take care dude!!!

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by surferboy@Sep 21 2005, 12:06 AM
You two can totally do whatcha want with me, Jana and Tilly

I don't get the same offer? I'm hurt, dude! :cry:

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Sep 21 2005, 05:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Sep 21 2005, 05:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-surferboy@Sep 21 2005, 12:06 AM
You two can totally do whatcha want with me, Jana and Tilly

I don&#39;t get the same offer? I&#39;m hurt, dude&#33; :cry:

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But like, you know you can do whatever you want to me, whenever. You don&#39;t need an invitation, because yer always welcome.

 

[surferboy]

Also, on Tuesday, I rang up Lauren (a co-worker) and she paid with credit. I noticed her middle initial was G. So like, I asked her. And she refused to tell me. I asked if I got it right, would she tell me? And she said yah. So like, since I had nothin else to do, I literally spent almost 2 hours thinkin of her name. Literally staring into the distance in deep thought.

 

[surferboy]

My friend just brought this woman to my attention. She&#39;s called the Bowflex Granny.

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/

I dunno. She looks 40, that&#39;s fershure. But I call bullshit. She&#39;s either really 40 years old, or she&#39;s had work done. What do you guys think?

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

50 is young. I can believe that&#39;s her true age. Look at Sophia Loren or Rachel Welch (sp?) or even Tina Turner. They were hot at 50 and still are.

 

[surferboy]

Nothin big happened yesterday. Slow day in photo. Nothin like, noteworthy happened. No outrageous customers. Oh well, today&#39;s another day&#33; And I have tomorrow off&#33; So far, I have a date tomorrow, like, assuming nothin gets in our way (which I don&#39;t think will). He&#39;s an older guy. Even after my bad date with an older guy, I decided to like, give older men another chance. This guy&#39;s 28.

Last Friday was like, my worst date ever. We went to the beach, which was all good. We&#39;re walkin, and like, he holds my hand. Ok...So like, we sit down, and I&#39;m rubbing his inner thigh, inching closer and closer to his cock. And he&#39;s like, sitting there, totally unphased&#33; So, we go back to his car. We get in, and he asks (no lie, he asks&#33 "Can i make out with you?" So I said "shure." I lean in to kiss him. We connect, but his lips are fucking tight. I&#39;m thinkin "What the fuck&#33;?" So i tried to lick his lips, thinkin he&#39;d get the hint that HE suggested we make out. Nope, nothing.

So like, then I whipped out his cock, and I whip out mine. I&#39;m almost totally hard. He&#39;s fuckin soft as a feather&#33; "What the hell is wrong with him?&#33;" I wondered. He held my cock. That&#39;s alll. Just held it. I started to play with his. Toucing the head. Rubbing his cock. Nothing&#33; He remained soft. Totally soft. Like, not even a semi. So then I was all "ok dude, sit back, I&#39;ll give you a blow job" and he efused&#33; WHAT THE FUCK?&#33; I&#39;m not an ugly guy. Granted, I&#39;m not gorgeous, but I&#39;m totally not ugly. And he refused a blow job?&#33; What guy refuses a blow job? So, I pack up my junk, and I&#39;m all "ok, take me home" and I didn&#39;t talk to him the entire way home. We get to where I live, and he&#39;s all "I&#39;ll call you tomorrow" I was all "no, don&#39;t" and that was it. He was 29, btw. So, yah, that was my worst date ever

 

[madame_zora]

OMG Nixxy, we must be on the same wavelength, I had something like that happen this week too, only my guy was so bored from me giving him a blow job that he almost fell asleep&#33; And that was after he came on to me like crazy, he never did get hard and just looked more annoyed than anything- no need for a call back there&#33;

 

[prepstudinsc]

Originally posted by surferboy@Sep 23 2005, 02:49 PM
Nothin big happened yesterday. Slow day in photo. Nothin like, noteworthy happened. No outrageous customers. Oh well, today&#39;s another day&#33; And I have tomorrow off&#33; So far, I have a date tomorrow, like, assuming nothin gets in our way (which I don&#39;t think will). He&#39;s an older guy. Even after my bad date with an older guy, I decided to like, give older men another chance. This guy&#39;s 28.

Last Friday was like, my worst date ever. We went to the beach, which was all good. We&#39;re walkin, and like, he holds my hand. Ok...So like, we sit down, and I&#39;m rubbing his inner thigh, inching closer and closer to his cock. And he&#39;s like, sitting there, totally unphased&#33; So, we go back to his car. We get in, and he asks (no lie, he asks&#33 "Can i make out with you?" So I said "shure." I lean in to kiss him. We connect, but his lips are fucking tight. I&#39;m thinkin "What the fuck&#33;?" So i tried to lick his lips, thinkin he&#39;d get the hint that HE suggested we make out. Nope, nothing.

So like, then I whipped out his cock, and I whip out mine. I&#39;m almost totally hard. He&#39;s fuckin soft as a feather&#33; "What the hell is wrong with him?&#33;" I wondered. He held my cock. That&#39;s alll. Just held it. I started to play with his. Toucing the head. Rubbing his cock. Nothing&#33; He remained soft. Totally soft. Like, not even a semi. So then I was all "ok dude, sit back, I&#39;ll give you a blow job" and he efused&#33; WHAT THE FUCK?&#33; I&#39;m not an ugly guy. Granted, I&#39;m not gorgeous, but I&#39;m totally not ugly. And he refused a blow job?&#33; What guy refuses a blow job? So, I pack up my junk, and I&#39;m all "ok, take me home" and I didn&#39;t talk to him the entire way home. We get to where I live, and he&#39;s all "I&#39;ll call you tomorrow" I was all "no, don&#39;t" and that was it. He was 29, btw. So, yah, that was my worst date ever

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It was because of the poor grammar and spelling, not because of anything else.

 

[surferboy]

Hmm...I dunno if yer really one of the grammar Nazis, or if yer like, mocking them. I can&#39;t tell because I haven&#39;t been here in a long time. However, like, you know that I type like I talk, so...

 

[prepstudinsc]

Originally posted by surferboy@Sep 24 2005, 01:24 AM
Hmm...I dunno if yer really one of the grammar Nazis, or if yer like, mocking them. I can&#39;t tell because I haven&#39;t been here in a long time. However, like, you know that I type like I talk, so...

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I don&#39;t think I should have to explain my post, but yes, I was mocking the grammar thread, since your posts must drive the grammar nazis insane.

yer=you&#39;re
shure=sure
etc...

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc+Sep 24 2005, 01:34 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(prepstudinsc &#064; Sep 24 2005, 01:34 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-surferboy@Sep 24 2005, 01:24 AM
Hmm...I dunno if yer really one of the grammar Nazis, or if yer like, mocking them. I can&#39;t tell because I haven&#39;t been here in a long time. However, like, you know that I type like I talk, so...

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I don&#39;t think I should have to explain my post, but yes, I was mocking the grammar thread, since your posts must drive the grammar nazis insane.

yer=you&#39;re
shure=sure
etc...

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Yah, I&#39;ve heard about them. I&#39;m glad you were mocking them, cause I was about to throw down

 

[jonb]

We can all agree nobody wants to fuck a corpse.

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by jonb@Sep 24 2005, 02:10 AM
We can all agree nobody wants to fuck a corpse.

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What do you mean?

 

[Matthew]

Well, some people do actually.

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by Matthew@Sep 24 2005, 02:14 AM
Well, some people do actually.

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Some people do actually what?

 

[Matthew]

Want to fuck corpses.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by surferboy+Sep 23 2005, 10:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(surferboy &#064; Sep 23 2005, 10:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Sep 24 2005, 02:10 AM
We can all agree nobody wants to fuck a corpse.

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What do you mean?

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I&#39;m talking about that HORRIBLE makeout. He was the corpse.

I&#39;ve had bad makeouts too.