New drinks.

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Poppin' the Cherry aka "BusterHyman"

crushed ice
2 oz. Rum
6 oz water
1 scoop Country Time Lemonade
2 oz Sprite

(blend in a blender to make a slushy drink)

Add a cherry and a splash of Cranberry juice after the drink is poured into a tall glass.


(Yeah, I was bored again.........)

edit... I changed the name of this drink to honor one of the funniest here.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

the cement mixer
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part lime juice or lemon juice may be substituted

you can layer them, and then your special person swishes it around in their mouth. it will soon curdle in their mouth and stick to their teeth. the curdle will not make them sick.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

the cement mixer
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part lime juice or lemon juice may be substituted

you can layer them, and then your special person swishes it around in their mouth. it will soon curdle in their mouth and stick to their teeth. the curdle will not make them sick.

This does not sound like much fun... curdling drink

 

[B_Coconutz]

the cement mixer
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part lime juice or lemon juice may be substituted

you can layer them, and then your special person swishes it around in their mouth. it will soon curdle in their mouth and stick to their teeth. the curdle will not make them sick.

Wow, sounds harsh. If anyone can make that palatable, I'm sure you can.

 

[B_Coconutz]

I prefer the pussy juice cocktail.
Lick your woman out for a half an hour or more and chase it with a shot of vodka.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

[SIZE=+0]i made this one. dont know if anyone else has ever made it/named it.
i call it Dr.Pecker.
shot vodka
shot good whiskey (i prefer jack)
1 12oz can of Dr.pecker.
amazing taste/smooth as hell[/SIZE]

 

[B_Coconutz]

Sloppy seconds.

3 ounces of rum.
2 ounces of guava juice
1 ounce of coco lopez
1.5 ounces of cream
condensed milk (sweatened, for those not living in the US)
Ice

Rim a large martini glass with the condensed milk (make it as messy as you want)
Mix the rum, guava, coco, half the cream, and ice into a mixing glass and shake. Strain the mixture into the martini glass excluding the ice. Float the remaining cream on top.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Here's a good one to cure what ails you.

You mix-
4 ounces orange juice
4 ounces milk of magnesia
4 ounces Vodka


This drink is called a Phillips Screwdriver

 

[D_Pokin Joe Frazier]

ROCK OUT with your COCK OUT

A shot of wild turkey an a glass half full with rock star you drop the shot in the glass an drink it as fast as you can.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Oral Enema

2 ounces of vodka
2 ounces of kahlu
2 ounces of Bailey's irish cream
3 ounces of cream
3 ice cubes
warmed fudge

Blend the vodka, kahlua, irish cream, cream and ice (basically a modified mudslide). Rim a flute glass with the warmed fudge. Pour mixture into glass and down it.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Deep Throat

2 ounces of rum
1 Tbsp of tripple sec
2 whole bannanas
1-1/2 ounce of lime juice
1 tsp of sugar
1/2 cup crushed ice

Blend all ingredients exept for one of the whole bannanas. Pour mixture into a glass. place whole bannana in the glass vertically. See if you can get it all down in one shot.:0

 

[B_Coconutz]

Arrogant Bitch

2 ounces of everclear 151, can be substituted with bacardi 151, or smirnoff 100 vodka if you do'nt like it too arrogant.
1/2 ounce of angostura bitters
1 fresh lemmon
simple syrup
1 habanero pepper
salt
cayenne pepper powder
Ice

Infuse the 2 ounces of 151 by soaking the peels from the lemmon and the cored, seeded and quartered habanero (keep the core and seeds if you are feeling extra pissy) in the 151. Cover it and let it sit for 24 hours.
Rim a cocktail glass with some simple syrup, and then a mixture of the salt and cayenne powder.
When done, strain the 151 into a mixing glass along with the bitters, 1 ounce of lemmon juice, 1 ounce simple syrup and ice. Shake well. Strain the mixture into the cocktail glass. Garnish with a pickled peperoncini.

Additional notes. You may want to keep a roll of toilet paper in the freezer. This bitch may bite your ass off. Also, do'nt touch your or your pattner's parts after working with the pepper unless you used gloves.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Anal Sex

Same recipe as the "oral enema" only with a whole bannana in it.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Threesome

Any drink with a whole bannana stuck in it.

OK, I may seem bannana obsessed.......not what you think. I need to come up with drinks based on coconuts.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Violent enema

2 shots of everclear
6 shots of prune juice

shake, slurp, sleep and spray.:wink: