New way of measuring?

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  1. Paul Vincent

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    Hi.

    So last night I was looking for some cheap Magnum XL's (they feel GREAT btw, all lubricated and not tight...). Anyways, I was also then looking at women's sex toys to see how big they were. I was pleased to see an 8" cock in the 'Big Toys' section :D (most dildos only had about 7" of useable length anyway).

    The point is, I was looking at the details and it said 'diameter - 1.6", which when multiplied by pi is about 5" circumference.

    So is that a valid way to measure girth? My penis is 2" across (wide) and when I times it by pi I get 6.28 Which is more or less spot on.

    Anyway what do you guys think.

    NB: Pi ~3.142
     
  2. Pecker

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    Move the tape a little fore or aft and the measurement changes.

    No matter how pretty or asthetically pleasing, no penis is a perfect cylinder and cannot be measured accurately with a simple formula.

    Nice try, Paul, but we all can't have as perfect a penis as HRH Paul V. :D
     
  3. B_IanTheTall

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    Some penises are wider than high (I'm not sure if that is the right term); making them flat oval. Some are thicker toward the head, others the base. Some have a blunt mushroom head, others a traffic cone. Others are banana shaped and curve up, others down. Some guys have a lot of sponge around the urethra, others not.

    So a basic math equation wont work.

    A guy I know has a penis shaped like a boeing 747 jumbo jet, meaning that it is an up right oval and the front is thicker than the base and the head is smaller than the thick part of the shaft (fuselage). It was a lot of fun to suck on. Only problem was that it didn't fly; no wings and wheels were shaped like eggs. (Guess you can't have everything.)
     
  4. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    To get the actual circumference of your cock, just wrap a tape measure around the thing. That's a lot more accurate than applying the geometric formula for the circumference of a circle ... and easier, too.
     
  5. madame_zora

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    Just wrap the tape around your dick at the widest point and be done with it, what's so hard about that?
     
  6. Altairion

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    Heh sometimes you never think of the easy way to do things...I know I didn't right off either.

    Anyway, just a tip: If you don't have a tape measure, use a string or a piece of paper. Wrap that around, and then mark where the length around and lay that out flat against a ruler.
     
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    Whoa.
    ...............
     
  8. Lex

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    Again, I've got a 10 Inch paper ruler that is GREAT for this type of stuff.
    I am a weirdone in that I am the same girth from top to bottom (6" around--a bit thicker when I get close).

    grrrRRRrrr
     
  9. Pappy

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    Mine is sort of triangular shaped when erect, soft it seems to be pretty much round.
     
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